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Ten things to do on Valentine's day to score by bigsupernerd
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Posted: 2005-12-11
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1) Buy her a hundred roses and say that each one is for something you love about her.
2) Give her a 1 inch dildo and say that it was the largest they had in stock, but your's is larger.
3) Get her drunk.
4) Use a knock-out drug.
5) Play house.
6) Play Cops and Robbers, and once you've gotten her handcuffed, start making, out and go from there.
7) Make her pretend to work at a coffe shop, and go in and say u need a pick-me-up.
8) Tell her that you have two kick-stands, and only one bike.
9) Ask her is she minds eating out
10) Ask her is she wants to make a movie.
 

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