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Introduction:

these are 3 different sex jokes
Joke #1

Q: Why do the nurses give old men viagra at nite in the nursing homes before the men go to sleep?

A: So they don't roll out of the bed

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Joke #2

A blonde, a brunet, and a red head are in the beauty parlor and they all ask the hair dresser what should they do cause there boyfriends have dandrift, so the hair dresser says "Give him head and shoulders" and the blonde respondes with "I don't know how to give shoulders!

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Joke #3

A blonde goes over to her friend's house and tells her friend she has lost her virginity
Her freeind says "Really?"
Blonde: "Yeah but my belly button is really sore"
Brunett "Why"
Blonde "I don't know"

do you know why her belly button was sore?
cause her boyfriend was a blonde too
23 comments

anonymous readerReport

2013-05-21 20:48:23
Also note that I would prefer you are 25 or younger.

anonymous readerReport

2012-07-15 22:32:18
OH MAN IMMA HAVAN AN ORGASMIC EXPERIENCE OVAH HERE

anonymous readerReport

2011-05-16 19:22:08
THX that's a great ansewr!

horneyReport

2008-05-23 11:35:23
oh im jerking ahh yeh..oh yeh thats so good baby..thats hit the spot

frfrReport

2008-05-19 20:23:05
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