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3 sex Jokes by MILF Hunter
Sex Joke ,
Posted: 2005-11-26
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Introduction: these are 3 different sex jokes
 
Joke #1

Q: Why do the nurses give old men viagra at nite in the nursing homes before the men go to sleep?

A: So they don't roll out of the bed

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Joke #2

A blonde, a brunet, and a red head are in the beauty parlor and they all ask the hair dresser what should they do cause there boyfriends have dandrift, so the hair dresser says "Give him head and shoulders" and the blonde respondes with "I don't know how to give shoulders!

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Joke #3

A blonde goes over to her friend's house and tells her friend she has lost her virginity
Her freeind says "Really?"
Blonde: "Yeah but my belly button is really sore"
Brunett "Why"
Blonde "I don't know"

do you know why her belly button was sore?
cause her boyfriend was a blonde too
 

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