Gender: Male Age: 30 Location: Australia
|Introduction: The opening of Jurassic Park goes horribly wrong for Wiggles stand-in Leo.|
This story was written for Etaski. (Even though she didn't want to read it. ;o) )
13.798 ± 0.037 billion BC - The Big Bang happens. Our universe comes into existence and time begins.
1912 - The RMS Titanic, the worlds largest ship and said to be unsinkable, sinks on her maiden voyage. It causes the death of 1,502 people in the deadliest peacetime maritime disaster in modern history.
1991 - The childrens pop group The Wiggles forms in Sydney, Australia. The group goes on to achieve worldwide success with their albums, videos, television series, and concert appearances. They create the iconic character Dorothy the Dinosaur.
1993 - The film Jurassic Park, directed by Steven Spielberg is released to critical acclaim. It becomes the highest grossing film of all time.
1997 - The Film Titanic, directed, produced and written by James Cameron is released to critical acclaim. It becomes the highest grossing film of all time until it is surpassed twelve years later by a film with blue aliens, also made by James Cameron.
2008 - The film Iron Man is released to critical acclaim. It is the most successful Marvel film until Avengers is released.
The film Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is released. Excited fans had been waiting twenty four years for another film in the franchise...It is considered one of the darkest days in cinematic history.
2009 - Dorothy the Dinosaur gets her own television show called Dorothy the Dinosaur. It is well received amongst the preschool audience.
2010 - The film Titanic II is released to critical WTFs. It is released straight to video and grosses very little. It was directed, written by and stared Shane Van Dyke. It had nothing to do with James Cameron.
2012 - Australian billionaire Clive Palmer announces his plans to reconstruct the ill fated ocean liner - Titanic. The Titanic II is to be the flagship of his cruise company Blue Star Line. It would be constructed in China and cost over five hundred million dollars. Which is around a quarter of what the Titanic film grossed and one thousand times the budget of the Titanic II movie.
2014 - American billionaire Mark Zuckerberg announces that he will be developing his own Iron Man suit. The robotic exoskeleton would be constructed in China and cost over five hundred million dollars. It would feature augmented strength, fire powerful weapons and be able to use jet propulsion to fly.
2015 - The film Sufferance is released to critical "Fuckin' Awesomes!" It is released in the latest cinematic trend - pornographic ten hour epic. It overtakes the blue alien movie as the highest grossing film of all time. It is directed by George Lucas. Fans worldwide consider him redeemed for Crystal Skull and Phantom Menace. The writer Etaski goes on to become unbelievably wealthy and funds the development of a pocket dimension she can escape to.
2016 - The Titanic II is launched. Due to a budget blowout, safety and security features have been cut back. Clive Palmer announces that it was still like ten times safer than the original Titanic and was unsinkable.
On its' maiden voyage, terrorists with a penchant for historical re-enactment set off explosives in the forward hull. The huge ocean liner began to fill with water and sink. There are not enough life rafts for all the passengers. Modern technology means that the rescue response is much quicker than in 1912 and there's not nearly as many casualties as the ship sinks to the bottom of the ocean.
Many celebrities are lost though, including the guests of honour - James Cameron and Leonardo Decaprio. Also lost is Chuck Norris, who takes out the terrorists responsible and does everything he can to stop the water from flooding the ship.
Chuck Norris is honoured with a huge statue erected in Houston, Texas. The plaque reads, "Chuck Norris doesn't die--he waits."
2018 - Mark Zuckerberg gives his first public demonstration of his Iron Man suit. He is able to lift a Volkswagen Beetle over his head and fires off pyrotechnics due to US government restrictions on the suits firepower. The suit has a bulky jetpack and smaller jets on the limbs for stability.
On the maiden flight Zuckerberg is quoted as saying, "This is fuckin' awesome!" Low quality soldering in some of the electronic components means that communication and navigation systems do not work properly. Zuckerberg gets carried away and flies over a US Air Force base, into restricted air space. They decline him as a friend and shoot him down.
Soon after, similar suits begin showing up in the Chinese military.
2019 - Shane Van Dyke remakes his film Titanic II. This time basing it on the disaster with Clive Palmers' ship. Van Dyke takes on the role of Chuck Norris. It is released in the latest cinematic trend; immersive 5D, and becomes the newest highest grossing film of all time, surpassing Sufferance. Shane Van Dyke becomes a ridiculously rich mega-star.
2020 - Science Fiction becomes reality when scientists announce that they have successfully made a dinosaur clone. They unveil a miniature, six foot tall Tyrannasaurus Rex. Due to complications with the cloning process, the dinosaurs' skin is a purple color. The media immediately dub him 'Barney'.
Australian billionaire Gina Rinehart soon announces that she will be building her own Jurassic Park on Australias' Tiwi Islands, to be completed in 2024. The project would cost over two billion dollars and would use Chinese labour.
Leo entered his small trailer and sighed. It was too fuckin' hot, his trailer was like an oven. The sweat left his red hair sticking to his forehead and was running down to his brow. "Air Conditioner on!" he said to the empty room.
"Please confirm that you would like to schedule air conditioning maintainance and cleaning." came the clinical female voice from the air conditioning unit on the wall.
"No, I just want the fucking thing on."
"I do not understand the command. Reminder: It has been over six months since this unit has been cleaned by an authrorised Samsung..."
"Just turn the fucking thing on damn you!"
"I'm sorry, I do not understand the command.'
"Smart appliances my ass!" said Leo as he walked over to the unit and pressed the button, turning it on. He went over to the small fridge and grabbed a cold can of beer.
"Fuckin' shithole." he said to himself as he sat down on his bed and cracked the can open and took a gulp. 'Why would anyone come here just to see shit-eating dinosaurs?' He looked over at his small flat-screen television set, "TV on."
"I'm sorry, I do not understand the command. Would you like to schedule maintainance with an authorised..."
"I'm sorry, I do not understand the command," said the television.
Leo groaned and leant forward to press the button on the set and turn it on. He fished around for his little black pointer.
He opened up the menu for talk shows. "The Ryan Hills Show." he read. 'Stupid plastic Twat.' He hated talk show hosts who were always polite to their guests, nicely kissing their ass with a stupid smirk on their face. "Lance Cohen Live Tonight." 'that's better, I like him.' He clicked his pointer to start the show.
Suddenly a barrage of adverts appeared on the screen and were lurching toward him in 3D. "Oh Shit!" said Leo, he had forgotten about this danger when watching commercial television. He raised his pointer and frantically started aiming and clicking, closing down the advert windows.
He was bringing the ads down one by one, but they just kept coming. They were trying to lure him in with their catchy jingles, exciting competitions, empty promises and unsubstantiated claims. Leo strained and sweat ran down his forehead as he continued to close the ads down. He just needed to hold on a little longer.
Soon he had won--the ads were gone, but he knew they would be back, that much was certain.
Lance Cohens' face appeared on the screen. He was in his forties and wearing a blue suit, with short blond hair and a square jaw. "...later on it the show. But for now I guess I'll be filling my geeky, crackpot guest quota with some egghead who just wrote a book. He legally changed his name to a fictional character from Jurassic Park, ironically to give him more credibility. Please welcome Dr. Ian Malcolm."
Music played as the guest walked out and shook hands with Cohen. He was dressed in a black shirt and trousers and was in his thirties with glasses and slicked back black hair. He sat down in the chair opposite the host.
"Doctor Ian Malcolm welcome to the show." said Cohen.
"Thanks Lance. Thank you for the introduction, but if I could just correct you there, I never legally changed my name. I've always been Ian Malcolm."
"Okay, whatever. Congratulations on your new book; 'Shit Will Happen.'"
"I never read it, but I'm sure it's as boring as bat-shit. What can you tell us about it?"
"Uh, ...well, it centers on my studies on Chaos Theory. About the consequences and ultimate failings of mankinds’ attempts to control nature. With chapters particularly relating to The Butterfly Effect..."
"Are you talking about the 2004 film starring Ashton Kutcher?"
Dr Malcolm gave him an odd look, "Why the hell would I be talking about that? No, the butterfly effect relates to the sensitive dependence on initial conditions, where a small change at one place in a deterministic nonlinear system can result in large differences to a later state of..."
"Can I just stop you there?" said Lance.
"No, I just wanted to stop you there. ...How exactly is your book relevant to anyone?"
"It is very relevant in our modern society. More so now than ever. I have publicly spoken out at the disturbing trend of our bored billionaires using their vast fortunes to recreate movies they've seen. Hasn't anyone noticed that it always ends in disaster? The realms of entertainment fantasy should stay in the realm of entertainment fantasy."
"What are you referring to?"
"Well there's the Titanic II fiasco for one thing."
"Ah yes. That's a great movie."
"It was a very real maritime disaster in which people lost their lives. We lost Chuck Norris, and Metallica."
"Oh yeah, everyone knows how Metallica bravely played on as the ship was sinking. Thrashing out 'The End of the Line' as the water lapped at their feet. May Lars, Hetfield and the boys rock out in Hell."
"Uh, yes, and there was the incident with Mark Zuckerbergs' Iron Man suit, and Richard Bransons' commercial space flights. And now we have the Jurassic Park opening in Australia, which I have been strongly opposed to from the start."
"What do you have against dinosaurs?"
"I have nothing against them, but they're supposed to be extinct. It's mankinds repeated disastrous attempts to meddle with the natural order of things that I'm opposed to."
"I happen to be a fan of mankinds' meddling with nature. If we didn't do that, we would never have landed on the moon."
"And what has that achieved?"
"Well, there's the American flag planted up there. Other nations can look up there and be reminded that we're better than them."
"They can't see it."
"They know it's there."
Ian Malcolm let out a sigh, "I'm just saying, why can't billionaires be more like Bill Gates, and use their money to help those less fortunate?"
"Altruism is boring. You don't see a blockbuster movie being made about Bill Gates handing out care packages. I think it's great what our billionaires are doing. It's giving us something to talk about. I'll be there for the opening of Jurassic Park."
"Yes, me too."
"Really? Why would you show up there when you've predicted it's going to be a disaster?"
"I want to be there to say 'I told you so.'"
"Gee, will you look at that, I think were out of time. Thanks for coming on our show Dr Ian Malcolm."
"Thanks for having me Lance."
"I apologise to our viewers if they found that guest really fuckin' boring. Don't go away though, after the break we will have a real celebrity. The one and only Shane Van Dyke, telling us about his plans to build an intelligent car that transforms into a fully armed robot. What a great idea!"
Suddenly the ravaging horde of adverts appeared on the screen, lurching forward. Leo cried out in surprise, "TV off!"
"I'm sorry, I don't understand the--" He lurched forward and quickly shut the television off.
He sat back and let out a long sigh, 'A disaster eh? That Malcolm Prick is coming here? I hope he gets eaten by a dinosaur.'
Disaster or not, he didn't want to be there. 'I should be in Hollywood, living it up. Doing large amounts of cocaine, doing perverted things with expensive prostitutes, making racist rants at police officers. I have better looks and more talent then most of those Hollywood assholes. I just need my break. It's my useless fuckin' agent.' The best gig he could get Leo was with the geriatric kids band The Wiggles. He fills in for the red Wiggle Murray when he hurts his hip going down the stairs or forgets to take his medication or something. He just puts on the red skivvy and dances around like an idiot and stupid kids don't even know the difference.
'Someone ought to tell him it's time to retire. There comes a point where an old man dancing around in a colorful skivvy, wriggling his fingers at small children just becomes creepy.'
The Wiggles were there for the grand opening of Jurassic Park, and Leo had come along with them. It payed the bills.
His thoughts were interrupted by a knock on the door. Leo took another swig of his beer and got up and answered it. He saw Anthony Fields withered wrinkled face. "G'day Leo." he said chirpily.
"Here, come in Tony. I don't want the door open, I have the air conditioner on."
"I told you I don't like being called Tony." said Anthony as he entered the trailer.
"Sorry, forgot. Do you want a beer?"
"Isn't it a little early to start drinking?"
"Isn't it a little too hot not to be drinking?"
"Don't drink too much, we're going to need you on stage this afternoon."
Leo sighed, "What's the old fool done this time?"
"No, it's not Murray. It's Emma, she has the squirts. Word of advice; stay away from the Brontosaurus Burgers."
"Emma? ...Oh no, you don't mean..."
"I ...I can't be Dorothy. I don't know how."
"Come on Leo, you've been with us for six years now. You've seen Dorothy on stage plenty of times, you can do it. We have her lines pre-recorded, you just need to come out on stage and do the actions, dance a little."
"I've never paid attention to that stupid dinosaur. Why would I want to watch that shit?"
"We need you. This is our first Jurassic Park show, the kids will want to see Dorothy. No, they will demand to see Dorothy. If we don't give them what they want, they may riot." He shuddered and had a far-away look in his eyes, "Have you seen hyped-up four-year-olds riot before Leo? Poor Jeff didn't stand a chance. He was in a coma for twenty-one days. Every day we would stand by his hospital bed and say, 'Wake up Jeff, everybody's wiggling. Wake up Jeff, we really need you.'"
He looked Leo in the eyes and frowned, "I'm not going to let that happen again. You will get in that stupid dinosaur suit and you will get out there on stage, or I will have Wags and Henry the Octopus kick the shit out of you!"
"Okay, okay, Jeez. Just don't blame me if I do a bad job."
"You'll be fine, just wing it. I have faith in you. Cheers' mate." He pointed his fingers and shook them up and down in the wiggly fingers gesture. Then he turned and left the trailer. Leo did his own wiggly fingers, raising his two middle fingers.
'Shit! Dorothy the Dinosaur. My life sucks!'
Leo stayed in his trailer for a while, but there was nothing but shit on the TV. He decided to leave the comfort of the air conditioning and have a look around the park.
He regretted it when he got outside, damn it was hot. And he was expected to be dancing around in a bulky dinosaur costume. Had Dorothy ever collapsed on stage from heat stroke before? Perhaps he would just go and jump in the velociraptor exhibit instead.
The stage was set up in large open area. There were a few tall stands around with the speakers, lights and cameras. Animated banner adverts were all around the area, competing for peoples attention. The main stage area was dominated with the logo of one particular company, There was no mistaking that the Wiggles concerts was brought to you by Colesworth Supermarkets. There were plenty of people around, Leo saw a crowd gathered around a large cage opposite the stage. He heard a loud roar coming from it.
As he got closer he saw that the cage contained a six foot tall, purple T-Rex; Barney. He was a celebrity in his own right, being the first successful dinosaur clone. Leo wandered how many unsuccessful clones there were.
It seems Barney was here for the opening weekend as well, brought to you by Blue Sphere energy drink. All the other dinosaurs in the park had their growth accelerated in the cloning process. It was how the park was ready in just four years. Those billionaires really don't like waiting for things. Fortunately they sorted out the purple pigmentation kink as well, so the park wasn't full of purple dinosaurs.
Leo stood there amongst a crowd of people watching the miniature T-Rex. Barney seemed a little agitated, pacing back and forth in his cage and lifting his head and roaring at the crowd, which the children seemed to like.
"What the hell is your problem?" said Leo.
"He's probably trying to warn us about what's to come." said the man in black next to him.
Leo turned and looked at him, "Hey, you're Ian Malcolm."
"Yes, that's right. Have you read my book?"
"Hell no. I saw you on TV. Not long ago. How did you get here so quick?"
"On Lance Cohen? That was shot last week."
"Last week? It's called Lance Cohen Live Tonight, that's false advertising."
"You know my name, what's yours?"
"Nice to meet you Leo." he said, offering his hand, Leo slowly reach out and shook it. "What do you do for a living?"
"I'm an actor."
"Are you in anything I've seen."
"I doubt it, I'm in very avant-garde stuff. Select, exclusive audiences, you know."
"Sounds very rewarding."
"So what about you? You just go around saying that bad stuff is going to happen and when it does you say 'I was right'? You have a book called Shit Will Happen. I'm working on a book too, it's called No Shit!"
Ian laughed, "Well it's a little more complicated than that. You see, I study the causality of..."
"Boring." said Leo walking off.
That afternoon, the crowd was assembling in the stage area. Plenty of children and their parents. The parents had probably watched The Wiggles when they were little. Leo walked around to the back of the stage and Anthony strode up to him, "Where have you been, hurry up and get in the costume, we're on in five."
"Okay, okay keep your skivvy on Tony."
"Remember, when you come on stage the kids will have roses they want to give you. Walk down the ramp and take a few, wave to the kids and then come back up and get ready to do the Rompa Stomp."
"Why the fuck would I want roses?"
"Because Dorothy eats them. You know that."
"Dinosaurs don't eat roses. Not even the herbivores. And Dorothy is obviously a carnivore given her forward facing eyes and sharp teeth. Aren't we giving those kids false information? I mean, they're stupid enough already."
"Shut up and get in the suit."
Leo made his way to the dressing room set up out the back of the stage. He saw a little blonde girl around five years old standing out the front, "What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be here."
"Is this where Dowathy lives? Can I see Dowathy?"
"Beat it kid, Dorothy hates you."
A big frown crossed her face and tears started welling in her eyes. She ran off crying. 'I don't need this bullshit' thought Leo as he entered the room.
He saw the bulky green costume with its yellow spots hanging up on a wall. Damn it was hot. He was going to sweat profusely in that costume. Leo decided to go naked under the costume. The parents would have no idea that there was a sweaty naked man within the dinosaur dancing in front of their kids.
He stripped down and climbed into it, the green felt hung loosely around him, he tried not to think how ridiculous he looked. He had difficulty putting on the big padded shoes that were Dorothys' feet, it was hard to sit down with the long fat tail sticking out from his ass. Finally he put the bulky, ridiculous looking head on. It smelt bad and could barely see through the dinosaurs' eyes.
Dorothy the Dinosaur walked out from the change room. Leo was having trouble walking in the big padded shoes and the tail was putting him off balance. He could hear music coming from the stage, the show had started already.
Then he heard Anthonys' voice, "Hey everyone, would you like to meet a friend of ours? Would you like to meet Dorothy the Dinosaur?" The chorus of kids voices called out an affirmative.
'Oh Shit!' thought Leo 'I gotta get up to the stage right now.'
"Well here she is boys and girls, Dorothy the Dinosaur!" Leo quickly made his way over to the stairs, stumbling over his feet.
The director was there scowling at him, "Hurry up and get your ass up there!"
"I know, I know!" said Leo under the dino head. Getting up the stairs was trickier than he thought and he fell over and struggled to pick himself up.
"Uh, ...I guess Dorothy is still visiting her dinosaur friends." said Anthony. Then he saw Leo make it to the top of the stairs.
"Here she is boys and girls, Dorothy the Dinosaur!"
Leo walked out on stage, waving to the sea of children and parents. Dorothys' girly voice came over the speakers. "Hello, Hello everyone. It's so wonderful to see you all here at Jurassic Park." He could hear Barney roaring behind the crowd.
"It's wonderful to have you here Dorothy." said Anthony. "Oh look over there, I think our friends have something for you. Can you see what it is?"
"Roses. Oh, I love roses!"
"Why don't you go over there and get them Dorothy."
Leo walked over to the ramp, past the big red car that was parked next to it. The Wiggles entered the stage in the little electric vehicle, most likely because they all had bad knees and didn't like climbing the stairs or the ramp.
He started making his way down the ramp. He stumbled over his big feet and Dorothy went staggering down the ramp toward the crowd of children who cowered in fear at the big green dinosaur bearing down on them. He managed to get his footing in time and stopped just before crashing into them. "Oh Fuck!" he said, a little too loudly.
The kids were eagerly holding roses up to him. He wondered where they got them, there was probably an angry gardener somewhere in Jurassic Park. He snatched a few of the flowers away from them. "Thank You. Oh Thank you very much." came Dorothys' voice over the speakers.
Having retrieved a handful of roses, Dorothy quickly turned around. Her tail bowled several children over. Leo walked back up the ramp as the crying kids were gathered up by their parents.
When Leo got back up on the stage he looked down at the roses in his white gloved hand. 'What the fuck am I supposed to do with these?' He just tossed them aside and went and stood back next to Anthony.
Somewhere in the world a butterfly flapped its wings.
"Now, we know there's one thing you like as much as roses." said Anthony. "Do you know what it is boys and girls?"
The kids in the audience all spoke up, but it just sounded like a noisy jumble. "Getting the fuck out of here." said Leo. His costume had become really hot and stuffy and he was sweating profusely.
"That's right, Dancing! Why don't you show up your famous Rompa Stomp?"
"Fuck you." said Leo.
"Oh, I'd love to." said Dorothy.
The music then started up. Leo groaned, 'I'm a drag-queen dinosaur dancing for the amusement of a bunch of little retards. How can things get any worse?' He shuffled about as Anthony pretended to sing to the pre-recorded song.
I was lookin’ out my window
Late the other night
She was sitting in the garden
and gave me such a fright
Eating all Mums roses
there in the moonlight
It was Dorothy the Dinosaur
When they got to the chorus, Leo didn't know how the Rompa Stomp went. He just watched the kids and clumsily imitated their actions.
Dorothy the Dinosaur (chomp)
As the song went on, Leo saw Larry come up on the side of the stage dressed as the Dog Catcher, he was usually Captain Feathersword.
I knew that she was so big
That she’d soon be found
My mother called the dog catcher
He came around
When he laid his eyes on her
He fell to the ground
Larry had come out onto the stage striding toward Dorothy and slipped on the discarded rose petals. He fell head first into the big red car and his face pressed down onto the accelerator. The car sped off down the ramp and children and adults cried out in fright and quickly scrambled out of the way. The car kept going until it crashed into the towering speaker stand.
Slowly the stand toppled over, away from the stage. More audience members screamed and fled as the heavy stand slammed down into Barneys' cage with a thunderous crash. It had left a large gap in the steel cage.
"Oh Fuck!" said Anthony into his microphone. The song was still playing over the other speakers.
A wire had whipped back from the falling tower and came right at Dorothy. Leo dove out of the way and the wire wrapped around the dinosaur tail. The wire was also attached to a heavy set of lights which started to fall down onto the stage. It caused the wire to pull upwards and Leo found himself being yanked into the air by his tail.
The lights smashed onto the stage with a bright shower of sparks and Dorothy the Dinosaur was left dangling a few meters off the ground. The audience was left scrambling and crying out in confusion. The dinosaur costume was made in China and the shotty stitching under the tail started to rip open. Soon Leos' bare ass could be seen poking out under the tail as he dangled there.
Then the wire unravelled from around the tail and Leo was sent crashing down to the stage. It took the wind out of him and his whole body hurt, but the bulky costume cushioned most of the blow.
There was a thunderous roar as Barney emerged from the cage and the crowd of people screamed. The purple T-Rex started lumbering toward the stage and people continued to scream as they got out of his way. "I told you. I told you." called out Ian Malcolm over the screaming crowd.
Leo was dazed as he tried to pick himself up off the floor. He saw Anthony and Larry and the other wiggles fleeing from the stage. He looked around and gasped in horror as he saw the clone dinosaur emerging from the ramp and letting out another loud roar.
He quickly got up and tried to run off, but tripped over his big padded feet and fell on top of the crashed stage lights. Dorothy was there bent over the lights with her tail in the air trying to get up when the big purple dinosaur lumbered forward and got on top.
Leo cried out in terror as the dinosaurs' jaws clamped around the padded costumes head. 'Oh fuck, Oh fuck, I'm going to die! I'm going to be eaten by a motherfuckin' dinosaur!' But the T-Rex didn't sink its' sharp teeth into him, it just used its' jaws to hold him there.
Then Leo felt something long and fleshy rub up between his ass cheeks. 'Oh God No!' The pink, twelve-inch-long dinosaur phallus rubbed over his ass, getting wet from all the sweat. The tip prodded at him. Leo cried out and struggled, but was pinned down under the big animals weight.
The tip prodded at his puckered little opening. The dinosaur roared again as it thrust forward. Leo screamed out in pain as his ass was impaled by dinosaurs' fat cock. It slid in deep, filling him up and obscenely stretching his sphincter wide.
The dinosaur immediately started giving fast deep thrusts. It released its' grip on Dorothys' head and started giving throaty growls. Leo was throwing his head back and crying out as he was being roughly sodomised. 'Oh God! Won't someone help me?!'
Ian Malcolm had a flare in his hand which he had got from somewhere. He lit it up and stood in front of the stage waving it about. "Hey, Barney! Over here!" But the T-Rex paid him no attention and continued slamming his cock up Leos' clenching ass.
Several gawkers had made their way in front of the stage again and some of them held up their phones, filming the spectacle of Barney the Dinosaur brutally ass-raping Dorothy the Dinosaur.
The song had looped and came back around to the chorus again.
Dorothy the Dinosaur (chomp)
The little blonde girl was looking on, "What's Barney doing to Dowothy Mummy?"
"Uh, They're just playing a game sweety. ...Leapfrog."
"He's not very good at it. He can't get over her. Come on Barney you can do it!"
"Let's ...Let's go get some icecream." said her mother.
Leo was in hell, confined in his hot stuffy costume. Enduring the burning friction of the big fat dino-cock slam-fucking his stretched out anus. He gasped and cried out and tried to relax his clenching hole and accept the deep thrusts.
Park Rangers then showed up on the scene, pulling up in their Jeep. A woman ranger got out with her tranquiliser gun and pointed it at the fornicating dinosaur. Three tranquiliser darts were shot into the T-Rex and it threw its' head back and roared loudly.
Then it stuck its' cock in deep and Leo felt the huge phallus pulse and a flood of cum spill out inside him. Barney then slumped down on top of him and lapsed into unconsciousness. He was damn heavy. Leo found it hard to breath. The big dinosaur cock was still wedged up his ravaged cum-soaked rectum.
Slowly the dino cock shrunk down and softened and slipped out from the slimy hole. Several people gathered around him and strained as they pulled the heavy dinosaur off him. As they pulled the sleeping T-Rex away, Dorothys' head came off, exposing Leos' red teary face to the crowd of onlookers.
Many phones were still held up, recording everything, and Leo went even redder with embarrassment. Ian Malcolm looked at him, "Leo? Leo Walsh. You're Dorothy? What did I tell you, Butterfly Effect. Small actions can lead to profound consequences."
The rangers helped Leo up and he stood on shaky legs. They helped him over to their car so that they could take him to the infirmary. The crowd of people still gathered around, filming him.
It had become a worldwide media sensation. The footage of Barney fucking Dorothy was shown on a large number of television shows and received millions of hits on the internet. It didn't take long for the jokes and parodies to start up.
Leos' name and face was closely associated with the incident. Suddenly he had achieved what he always dreamt of--international fame. It was not the way he wanted though. He couldn't walk down the street without someone yelling out "T-Rex Fucker!" or "Hey look, it's Dorothy the Dino-whore!" or "Tyranna-Sore-Ass Rex!"
He found himself becoming more and more withdrawn. The whole world was laughing at him. He was the butt of everyones' jokes. It had made him even more bitter, sad and lonely. Dark thoughts filled his mind. He just wanted to end it. He couldn't live in this world any longer. There was only one thing to do.
He went to live with the Amish. They didn't have television or the internet. They didn't laugh at him. And they never talked about fuckin' dinosaurs. It was difficult adjusting to his new life, getting up early, working hard, going without modern devices and comforts and alcohol. But he eventually adjusted and found inner peace in his Amish lifestyle.
He realized that it was crazy that he yearned for masses of strangers to recognise him, and to be bitter because he hadn't achieved that. It was the relationships with those closest to you that were important. In the spring of 2027 he married a sweet Amish girl and soon had children of his own, which he loved dearly. He had finally found true happiness and contentment.
Yet, now and then he couldn't shake the feeling that his Amish friends were laughing at him behind his back.
Being cut off from the outside world, Leo hadn't heard that Jurassic Park was hit by a powerful cyclone. It destroyed the islands' power plant and back-up generators and the electric fences were left without power. The dinosaurs overran the place and many people were killed. The survivors fled the island and left it for the dinosaurs.
Years later, a film was released portraying those events. It surpassed Titanic II to become the highest grossing film of all time.
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