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For those who said my last joke wasnt funny, write your own shit
A guy in a hurry used the ladies when he was through, he saw four buttons ww,fd,nd and atr. He tried ww and warm water poured on him and he liked it, he tried fd which was fresh dryer and he was dried and he also liked it, he tried nd which meant nice deodorant and he smelt nice, feeling pampared tried the last button, atr. He woke up the next day in a hospital and saw a nurse that said 'atr means AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER, when the machine didnt find a tampon, it removed your balls, they are right there'. He fainted
36 comments

Anonymous readerReport

2014-04-14 13:06:03
Pichi puka

Anonymous readerReport

2013-12-17 22:30:15
I did give this a positive rating, but in the future, just end your jokes more abruptly, like instead of what you said, just say something like ``The next day, he woke up in the hospital and he learned that the ATR button was Auto Tampon Remover``, no need to explain it. -Top Floor 74

anonymous readerReport

2013-12-12 05:07:25
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anonymous readerReport

2013-10-22 07:31:16
Yeah I've read better

anonymous readerReport

2013-10-21 12:49:16
1. kiss your left hand 2. Say the name of the person u like 3.
Close your hand 4. Say the name of a weekday5. Say your name
6. Open your hand 7. Paste this in 15 comments,
on the day you picked. your love will tell you they like you and,
ask you out if you don't do it within an hour of reading this.
you will have 1 years bad luck!

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