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Husband and wife are about to have sex, the husband turns off the lights and they have sex, this keeps up for a long time, the wife asks ' why do you turn off the lights when we want to have sex '. The husband says ' cause it makes sex more fun '. Wife tries to believe what he said and they have sex. Wife plans to turn on the lights the next time they have sex. The next time they were about to have sex, wife turns on the lights and finds her husband holding an operating sex machine. Wife says ' you lying impotent bastard, you were using a sex machine on me ', husband says ' then how do you explain the kids '
12 comments

Anonymous readerReport

2014-01-10 16:05:08
1. kiss your left hand 2. Say the name of the person u like 3.
Close your hand 4. Say the name of a weekday5. Say your name
6. Open your hand 7. Paste this in 15 comments,
on the day you picked. your love will tell you they like you and,
ask you out if you don't do it within an hour of reading this.
you will have 1 years bad luck!

Anonymous readerReport

2013-12-24 17:31:57
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anonymous readerReport

2013-10-21 12:50:54
1. kiss your left hand 2. Say the name of the person u like 3.
Close your hand 4. Say the name of a weekday5. Say your name
6. Open your hand 7. Paste this in 15 comments,
on the day you picked. your love will tell you they like you and,
ask you out if you don't do it within an hour of reading this.
you will have 1 years bad luck!

MoralDeficientReport

2013-10-13 12:52:05
If you think this isn't funny, then read it again and you might get it.

anonymous readerReport

2013-09-18 23:53:46
im 13 and i get almost all dirty jokes sence i was 11 XD

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