Gender: Male Age: 29 Location: Australia
|Introduction: Two Italian-American brothers pop some shrooms before a plumbing job. They end up having a strange adventure in the Mushroom Kingdom.|
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The traffic was bad in Brooklyn again. The red van stood still amongst the other cars, vans and trucks. Super Mario Bros. Plumbing was printed on the side, along with a picture of two jumping cartoon men.
There was a catchy little tune playing on the radio. Mario sat behind the wheel with a bored look on his face. He was a fat Italian man in his thirties, with a large, dark moustache. He wore a red baseball cap and a pair of blue overalls over a red shirt.
Sitting beside him, in the passenger seat, was his brother Luigi. He was dressed much the same way, but with a green cap and green shirt. He was a little taller and thinner than his brother. He also had a large moustache on his face, which also wore a bored expression. "This-a sucks!" said Luigi with a thick Italian accent.
"I think it's pretty catchy. Da da da da da da ...da." said Mario, immitating the tune.
"Not the music brother. I mean being a plumber sucks!"
"It's not so bad. There's plenty of worse things we could be doin'."
"Worse than being arm deep in other peoples excrament?"
"Yeah, we could be neck deep."
"It's boring. How many movies do you see about plumbers?"
"I saw one the other day."
"Yeah, it was a good one. A porno."
"Oh yeah. A hot, busty housewife answers the door to two handsome Italian gentlemen. 'We're here to check your pipes!' Next thing, she's sucking down both their cocks and they're double teaming her. How come that never happens to us?"
"Maybe at the next job."
"Yeah right. I don't think I can handle another boring, mundane day of plumbing."
Mario turned to him, "So what are you gunna do?"
Luigi got out a small plastic bag and held it up. Inside were a couple of small, flat mushrooms. They were white with green spots on them. "Where did you get them?" asked Mario.
"I bought them off Toad."
"That little Shit-head? Last time we bought some shit off him, we got in big trouble."
"Yeah well I'm bored out of my mind. I could use a little trouble. These are called One-up. They're suppose to send you on a wild adventure."
"Let's pop them after work then."
"No, I want to take them now."
"That might not be good for business. 'Super Mario Bros. Plumbing, we'll show up shit-faced, guaranteed'."
"Come on brother. Today can either be boring as bat shit, or lots of fun." He held the bag up to him. "I know you want to. You're just as bored as me."
"Yeah, okay then. But I hold you responsible for anything that happens."
They showed up at the Apartment building where their first job of the day was. Both men entered the building carrying their tool boxes. Mario was wearing his tool belt.
"We gotta see management. They got a flooded basement." said Mario.
"Damn it! Soggy shoes for the rest of the day. Are those Shrooms kicking in yet?"
"No, what are they supposed to do anyway?"
"I told you, they're supposed to send you on a wild adventure."
"That's the line Toad used eh? He probably sold you some duds. We'll go and have some words with him if he did." Mario rang the doorbell.
Luigi crossed his fingers. "Please be a horny housewife! Please be a horny housewife!" A fat, slobbish, middle aged man opened the door. "God-dammit!"
"You the plumbers?"
"What the hell do you think?" said Luigi.
"I thought someone might have ordered a couple of clowns and you got the wrong address."
"Very funny Dickhead. You got a flooded basement?"
"Yeah, come this way."
Soon the two brothers were down in the large basement area, where there was ankle deep water. "Have a look around for the leak." said Mario.
"Yeah, yeah. Those shrooms aren't doin' anything. This day is gunna suck."
The two men walked along, splashing through the water. The basement was fairly large and had old furnature and crap in it. Luigi could see a large gap in the far wall, about one meter wide and a meter and a half high. He walked up and peered into it, but it was very dark. Water seemed to be flowing out from it.
"Hey Mario. I think I found the source. You got your flashlight?"
"Yeah, hold on." Mario came over, getting his flashlight from his tool belt. He shone the light in. They saw sharp teeth and scary glowing eyes.
"Yeeeaaagh!" Both men cried out in surprise, and jumped back, as the animal came out from the darkness. It ran after Luigi, and he sprinted away, splashing through the water. Mario could make out a hard blue shell, covered in sharp spikes.
Luigi jumped up onto an old desk. The animal growled and gnashed it's sharp jaws. "FUCK!!" cried out Luigi. "What the fuck is that?"
Mario cautiously moved around to get a better look. It looked like some sort of turtle, with a large blue, spikey shell, and a large jaw full of sharp teeth. It was viscious, it looked like it wanted to tear Luigi to pieces.
Mario grabbed a wrench from his tool belt and threw it at the animal. The tool just bounced off its' hard shell, and it continued trying to lash out a Luigi. Mario grabbed more tools and threw them.
The little monster turned and started coming after Mario, splashing through the water. It could move fast for a turtle. Mario turned and fled. Mario reached the stairs and shot up them. The turtle had trouble getting up them and rolled back.
Luigi came up to it with a sledgehammer and slammed it down on top of the turtle. The hard shell crunched under the impact. Luigi raised the sledge-hammer and yelled out as he slammed it down again. He did it again and again, until the turtle was smashed up and its' head dropped. red blood spread out in the water around it.
Mario came down the stairs again. Both he and Luigi were panting as they looked down at the dead animal. "Have you ever seen anything like that before?" asked Luigi.
"Oh, every day!" said Mario sarcasticly.
"It's like some sort of ill-tempered, mutated sea turtle. Do you think there's more of them? Maybe we should get out of here."
Mario walked over and grabbed his flashlight out of the water. He tapped it a few times and the light went on again. He walked over the dark gap in the wall. "What are you doing Mario?" said Luigi.
"Checking it out."
Mario went though the dark gap. On the other side appeared to be another small room. In the center was a large, round, green pipe. It only came up about a foot off the ground, just above the water level. Mario stood there, shining the light on it. Luigi came in behind him.
The pipe was around two meters wide. Mario looked down into it, but could only see darkness. Water was flowing out of it, but strangely, it wasn't filled with water. Mario noticed that a stream of water seemed to be flowing up, out of the pipe.
"That water appears to be disobeying the laws of physics bro." said Luigi.
"I hate when it does that." said Mario. "I think this shit is a bit beyond my plumbing experience."
Suddenly there was a growl behind them. The smashed up turtle was dragging itself toward them, leaving a trail of blood. It was baring its' sharp teeth.
"Yeeaaagh!!" cried out Luigi in fright. He jumped forward, slamming into Mario and the two of them tumbled over the edge of the pipe and fell down into the darkness, yelling loudly.
They tumbled around, falling through the darkness for what seemed like ages. The flashlight was falling with them, spinning around, making the light dance around them. The two brothers were yelling continuously. Then they stopped and got their breath back, and then they started yelling again.
They pressed up against the hard wall of the pipe as it slowly curved around, and soon found themselves sliding, instead of falling. The pipe curved around some more, and they soon found themselves sliding upwards. Then they were falling upwards.
The pipe made a strange noise as they popped up from it and into the light again. They seemed to be standing on a dark platform in the middle of the large green pipe. Both brothers looked around confused.
The countyside around them looked strange. There was bright green grass and smooth bushes around. They saw weird hills jutting up from the ground in the distance, they seemed to have vertical sides and perfectly symmetrical rounded tops. The elliptical clouds in the sky seemed perfectly symmetrical too. They could see floating objects, pipes and holes all around as well. There was some boppy music playing, but they had no idea where it was coming from.
"This doesn't look like Brooklyn." observed Luigi.
"No, not how I remember it." said Mario.
The two brothers got down off the pipe and continued looking around, bewildered. "Shit! I lost my tool belt." said Mario looking down. "Where are we? and how the hell do we get back?"
They saw a little man coming toward them. He stood about four feet tall and seemed to have a large red and white mushroom head. His face seemed familiar. "Hooray! I knew you'd come, I knew you'd come." said the little mushroom man excitedly.
"We didn't." said Mario. "Where the fuck are we?"
"World 1-1? Could you be more general?"
"This is the Mushroom Kingdom. You've come to save the Princess haven't you?"
"Mushroom Kingdom? Princess? How far are we from Brooklyn?"
"You know, New York."
"Brook-lin, New York?" said the mushroom man confused. "...You've come to save the Princess haven't you?"
"Uh, no. We come to fix the pipes."
"The pipes? No the pipes are fine. But the Princess has been kidnapped by Bowser. You must save her, you must!"
"Allright, where is she?" The little man pointed off into the distance. Mario could just make out a stone castle sitting in a field.
"He's keeping her in the castle."
"Okay, come on then Luigi, let's go save this Princess." said Mario.
"No, not together!" said the mushroom man. He pointed to Mario, "You're Player One." Then he pointed to Luigi, "You're Player Two. You gotta take turns."
"Why?" asked Luigi.
"Because that's how it is."
"Why can't we go together?" asked Mario.
"You just can't." The two brothers shook their heads and just walked off together.
"Strange little guy." said Luigi as they walked along. "Did he seem familiar to you bro?"
"Yeah, he kinda looked like Toad. ...Weird." Mario stopped and looked up at some gold coins that seemed to be just sitting in a line in the air. "Speaking of weird..." He jumped up and snatched one out of the air.
He examined it in his hand. "Looks real, and feels like a real gold coin too. Why are they just floating there?"
"Dunno. This Mushroom Kingdom doesn't seem to make much sense." said Luigi. Mario jumped and grabbed several other coins that were floating in the air and shoved them into his pockets.
There was a rustling in the bushes behind them. Suddenly a strange creature came out and came right at them, chomping its' large jaw full of sharp teeth. It looked like a little brown mushroom with a face and little legs underneath it which it waddled along on.
"Aaaagh! Mario, help me! Kill it! Kill it!" cried out Luigi as the creature chased him around.
"What do I kill it with?" said Mario, looking around.
"I don't know, think of something!"
Mario ran up to them an jumped. He came down hard on top of the creature and it splattered onto the ground. A white number floated up from its' dead body and then disappeared. "What was that?" said Mario.
"Two hundred." said Luigi.
"Two hundred what?"
"Beats me. Thanks for the save bro."
"Let's-a go!" said Mario.
They walked further along and soon found themselves staring at another strange sight. There was a line of blocks floating around three meters off the ground. They appeared to be made of bricks. among them were a couple of golden boxes with large question marks on the side.
"It seems coins aren't the only things that defy gravity around here." said Mario.
"Question mark?" said Luigi.
"That's pretty much how I'm feeling right now." said Mario.
"What's the question? Is it; 'Why are there blocks floating here?'"
"Maybe it's; 'What's inside?'"
"Yeah, let's find out." said Luigi. He jumped up and grabbed onto a block and then struggled to pull himself up. Once he got on top he jumped up and down. "They seem pretty stable."
He bent down and examined the question mark box. "They feel pretty solid, and they don't seem to open."
"Try hitting it." said Mario from underneath him.
"Okay." Luigi stood over it and stomped it with his boot. The block changed, it turned brown and the question mark disappeared. A coin fell out from under it.
"It was just a coin." said Mario picking it up. He put it in his pocket with the other coins. "Thanks brother."
"Hmmm, I'll check the other one." said Luigi. He walked along to the other question mark block and stomped it. This time a mushroom fell out under it. It started sliding along the ground away from Mario. Mario ran up and grabbed it.
"It's a mushroom." he called to Luigi.
"Not another vicious monster mushroom I hope."
"Nah, it's a little white and red one."
Luigi dropped down from the floating blocks and came up to Mario. Mario handed it to him and he examined it. "Do you think we should eat it?" he asked Mario.
"Eat the strange fungus from a floating block in strange world? How could that possibly be a bad idea?"
The sarcasm was lost on Luigi. "Do you want to go halves?"
"No, you can have it." Luigi chomped it down. Suddenly he started growing. Mario stared in amazement as he quickly grew to twice his height.
"Wow! The mushroom somehow made everything smaller. Even you bro."
"No, it made you big, idiot!"
Luigi looked down at himself, "Oh yeah! I am big! You were right Mario, it was a good idea." He kicked at the floating blocks, smashing them to pieces. "Nothing can stop me now. I'm going to go and save the Princess. Race you to the castle."
Luigi ran off. Mario ran after him, but soon lost sight of his huge brother. Mario continued making his way toward the castle. He ran and jumped over gaps, grabbed more coins, jumped on turtles, went through pipes, jumped on more goombas, swam through water, ran through underground areas and eventually made it outside the castle.
He didn't know if Luigi made it there yet. There was no sign of his brother. He walked across the drawbridge and entered through the doorway. It seemed poorly defended for a castle.
As he entered, he felt the heat. 'Who fills a castle with lava?' he thought as he looked around. He saw flames whirling about. Suddenly something came down at him. He quickly dove out of the way as the huge block slammed down with a THWOMP. He barely avoided being squashed. The huge block had an angry face on it. It slowly rose up again.
Mario cautiously made his way further into the castle. He jumped on a skelton turtle and it fell to pieces. After a little while it came together again and Mario decided just to run past it.
There was a large pool of lava. The only way across was the large blocks that were bobbing around in it. Mario jumped from block to block, making his way through. He started sweating profusely.
Eventually he made it to a back room. Standing on a rope bridge over the lava was a large, mean looking dragon-turtle-man. It was eight feet tall and covered in spikes. It looked at Mario with its predatory eyes and roared. 'That must be Bowser.' thought Mario.
The Dragon turtle shot a large fireball from its' mouth, and Mario dove out of the way. It jumped up high in the air and spewed out another fireball toward Mario. Mario dodged it and saw an axe on the other side of the bridge. 'I can use that to kill it.'
The monster jumped up high again and Mario sprinted underneath it. He picked up the axe from its slot in the stone floor. Suddenly the rope bridge he had just crossed dropped down into the lava. The dragon turtle came down into the lava as well. It screamed and thrashed about as the lava was burning it to death. "Hmmm, that works too." Mario said to himself. The monster sank down into the lava and disappeared.
Mario made his way into the back room of the castle. It was a bare room, with stone floors and walls. There was a large stained glass window on the opposite side. He saw another mushroom man. No, it wasn't a man, this was a little mushroom woman. 'Is this the Princess?' Mario wondered as he approached her.
She was kind of like the other little mushroom man. She had a petite, girlish figure with pert breasts. She had a pretty face under her large mushroom head, with large blue eyes and round braid coming out each side. She wore a little purple dress and white stockings. "Thank you Mario, but the Princess is in another castle."
"Oh? Who are you then? And how do you know my name?"
"Are you sure you're not the Princess? Wasn't that Bowser I killed?"
"No that was just one of his minions. I'm very grateful for the rescue." She stepped closer to Mario. She moved her hand to his groin and started rubbing his dick. "Very grateful!"
"Oh!" said Mario, surprised. Her small hand rubbed firmly, and his cock started to swell and stiffen under his overalls. He smiled down at her.
"Can I see your mushroom?" she said. Mario quickly unclipped his overalls and pulled them down. Toadette pulled his boxers down and got hold of his half erect member. Mario moaned as she rubbed it with her delicate hands. Soon it stood fully erect, six inches long and quite thick, with a bulging purple head.
At Toadettes' height, she didn't even need to bend or squat down. She took the cock into her mouth and sealed her lips around the shaft. She began sucking gently and rubbing her tongue around the head. Mario moaned with pleasure. One of her hands moved around and rubbed his balls, while the other one stroked his thick shaft. She really knew what she was doing.
Suddenly there was a loud crash. Luigi smashed through the window. He was riding in a strange cloud-tooth looking thing. He tried to turn quickly and was thrown out of it. He yelled out as he tumbled onto the floor. Toadette stopped sucking Mario, and they both looked at him in shock.
Luigi picked himself up off the floor. He was normal size again. "Oh, hey there Mario. I hit a block and big vine came out of it, and it went up into the sky, and I had to see where it went, so I climbed it..." His eyes went wide when he noticed Mario had his erect cock sticking in a girls' face. "Oh, ...I see you found the Princess."
"No, this isn't the Princess, apparently. But I don't-a really care!"
"Don't say that!" said Toadette. "You must rescue the Princess, you must."
"Don't worry your pretty little head." said Luigi. "We'll rescue the Princess."
Toadette smiled at him. "You're both so brave. Please, come and joins us." She took Marios' cock into her mouth and started sucking again. Luigi was over there very quickly.
He clipped open his overalls and pulled out his cock. "Player two has entered the game."
His eight inch cock was longer than Marios', but thinner. Toadettes' hand wrapped around it and started stroking it. She pulled away from Marios' cock and took Luigi in her mouth. Luigi moaned with pleasure. She bobbed her head back and forth as she sucked him off.
Toadette went back and forth on the two brothers. She had a cock in each hand, stroking them. Then she started sucking Marios' cock harder and deeper. Mario moaned as she swallowed it down into her throat. The tight passage pressing around his cock felt great.
She pulled back again, so that just his cock head was in her mouth and then she went down again, taking the whole thing so that her lips were pressed against the hairy base of his cock. She continued deep-throating him for a little while, until Mario started to breathe heavily and groan.
"You're gunna make me cum!" he said to her. She just took the thick cock deep again. She took hold of his hairy balls and rubbed them. The cock throbbed and spurted its' cum down into her throat. Mario moaned loudly. Toadette bobbed her head back and forth for a little while as all the cum drained out of the thick member.
She pulled it out of her throat and her tongue rubbed around the cock-head. She removed the cock from her mouth and licked her lips. She looked up at Mario and smiled. He smiled back at her, "You're fuckin' amazing Mushroom-girl!"
Then she turned her attention back to Luigi. She grabbed his cock and smiled up at him. Then she opened her mouth and took the hard cock deep down into her throat. "Oh Yeah!" said Luigi. She rubbed his balls as she deep throated him, just like she did with Mario. Luigi was moaning with pleasure again.
She bobbed her head back and forth for a little while until Luigi said, "Oh yeah! Now I'm-a gunna cum!" He moaned as he spurted his load down her throat. She sucked his cock clean and rubbed it with her tongue before taking it out from her mouth again.
Both of the brothers put their dicks away and did up their overalls again. "You may not be the Princess, but you're the cock sucking Queen!" said Luigi.
Toadette smiled, "No, the Cock-Sucking Queen lives in world six."
Luigi looked at Mario, "Let's go to world six bro!"
"You need to go to world two next." said Toadette. "It's in the desert."
"Why? What's in world two?" asked Mario.
"The second castle. The Princess might be there."
"Might? I was told she would be in this castle!"
"If she's not in castle two, you'll need to check castle three."
"Crap! How many castles are there?"
"And which one is the last one?"
"Bowsers' Castle. In world eight."
"Bowser is the one that kidnapped her right? That's probably where he took her."
"Maybe. You should check there if she's not in castle two, three, four, five, six or seven."
"No, I think we'll just go to Bowsers' castle next."
Toadette looked puzzled, "Why would you want to do that?"
"Why wouldn't we want to do that?" said Mario.
"I still think we should go to world six." said Luigi. "But if you want to go to Bowsers' Castle, we can use my warp whistle." He pulled the warp whistle out from his overalls, it looked like a small golden flute.
"Where did you get that?" asked Mario.
"Out there, I came across a mushroom house. Inside, I gave the little mushroom man my coins, and he told me to pick a chest, it's contents would help me on my way. I picked the chest with the warp whistle. He said I was very lucky."
"It's probably just a piece of crap! He probably swindled you."
"No! The mushroom people wouldn't do that, would you?" Luigi said, looking at Toadette. She shook her head. He held the whistle up, "I think I figured out how it works. You blow into it."
Luigi moved the whistle under his moustache and to his lips, and started blowing into it. The wind started blowing around them. Toadette stepped back, "No! You're supposed to go to world two!"
Suddenly there was a full on tornado around the two brothers. They cried out as they were picked up off the ground and started spinning around. The room became a blur as they were tossed around.
After a little while they were thrown back down to the ground. Luigi got up on his hands and knees and spewed up all over the ground. "Oh Shit! That was not cool!" he said, wiping his mouth.
Marios' head was spinning as well. It took a little while for him to get his bearings. He looked around. They definatly weren't in the castle any more. It wasn't bright and sunny like world one, the sky was dark and gloomy. The ground was grey and barren. Nearby were a bunch of large bones and a huge, empty turtle shell. The music here was different as well, deeper and more forboding.
There was also a huge lake of moulten lava nearby. Rising out from the middle was a large castle, made of grey and green stone. There was a spikey dome rising in the center of it. A stone bridge lead out to it.
"Wow, looks really Heavy Metal." said Luigi. "I think that might be Bowsers' Castle. The warp whistle took us where we wanted to go, how about that?!"
"Yeah, let's-a go!" said Mario.
They walked across the bridge and toward the looming castle. As they approached the entrance they saw two large statues of Turtle Dragons, similar the one Mario fought in castle one. They approached the large red doors.
"What's the point of having a big, secure castle if anyone can just walk in?" said Mario. Luigi shrugged.
Inside, the castle was similar to the castle in world one. It was filled with lava. This Bowser guy obviously had a fire fetish, flames were being thrown about everywhere. There were also plenty of spikes, Thwomps, Bullet Bills and those stupid skeleton turtle things.
Mario and Luigi made their way through the difficult level. They were running and jumping, dodging flames and thwomps and navigating the maze of doors. They made their way to the upper levels of the castle.
The two of them walked through a large bare room. Suddenly the stone floor broke up underneath their feet and they yelled as the fell through it. They slammed into the floor. Mario looked around, They were on a round stone platform, over a lava pit in a huge room.
There was a cage hanging over the platform with a woman inside. Mario looked up at her. She was beautiful. She had fair skin and long, wavy blonde hair. Her face was pretty, with large blue eyes. She was wearing a long pink dress and a golden crown on her head. She had to be the Princess.
"You're the Princess we're supposed to be rescuing right?"
"Yes. I'm Princess Toadstall. You can call me Peach. Who are you?" she said in her sweet, girly voice.
"Mario Mario, at your service. This is my brother Luigi."
"Hello." said Luigi, waving to her.
"Uh, how do we get you down from there?" asked Mario.
"By defeating Bowser."
There was a loud booming laughter and a huge, hulking figure dropped down and crashed onto the floor. He was another dragon turtle monster, with green skin, large horns and bright red hair on his head. He had a large, spikey shell on his back and wore spikey black bracelets. He stood over nine feet tall. He had to be Bowser.
"I am Bowser." he said in a booming voice. "King of the Koopas, and master of evil." He reguarded Mario and Luigi with his large, intense eyes. "I knew those wimps would be sending someone for the Princess. Who are you?"
"We are the Super Mario Brothers, we're plumbers from Brooklyn." said Mario looking up at him, clearly unimpressed by his theatrics.
"Plumbers?! Surely you jest. You must be knights, or champions, or super heroes."
"Nope, we came to fix the pipes." said Luigi.
"But you must be great heroes to make it through all eight worlds." said Bowser.
"No, we just came here straight from world one."
Bowsers eyes went wide. "WHAT?! You can't do that!"
"Sure we can, we used a warp whistle." said Luigi.
"But I put bosses at the end of each castle and filled them with lava. I set up my minions for steadily increasing difficulty. I went to a lot of trouble."
"Why?" asked Mario.
"Because I'm so evil, that's why. Now go back to world two and do it properly."
"Raaaaagh! I will crush you for your insulence!"
"Bring it on, Fat-ass!" said Mario raising his fists.
Bowser threw his head back and roared. Then he threw his head forward and spewed forth fire. Mario and Luigi dove out of the way of the flames. The two of them ran around as he spat out fireballs at them.
"Aaaagh, he's hocking flaming loogies at us." cried out Luigi. Bowser was breathing fire at Luigi when Mario came up to him.
"This is how we rumble in Brooklin." said Mario as he threw a punch to Bowsers' jaw. "Aaaaagh!" he cried out as he connected. It was like punching a brick wall.
Bowser laughed. "You really are pathetic little plumbers. I will feast on your roasted flesh while I wait for a real hero to come and do battle with me." He punched Mario, sending him flying back and tumbling along the ground.
Bowser went into his spikey shell and started spinning around and slid after Luigi. Luigi yelled in fear as he sprinted away from the spinning shell of death.
"Here Mario, use this." called out Peach. She threw one of the red and white mushrooms down to him.
Mario grabbed it. "Hey thanks. Where were you keeping that?"
"Hrmph, none of your business."
Mario ate the mushroom and quickly doubled in size. He ran over to Bowser, who was now spewing more flames at Luigi. He stood taller than Bowser now, but not by much.
Bowser cried out in surprise as Mario grabbed his tail. The giant plumber started spinning the huge turtle dragon king around. "Aaaaaagh!" cried out Bowser as he was starting to spin faster and faster. Mario let go and he went flying away, over the edge of platform, toward the lava.
Luigi got up off the ground and wiped the sweat off his brow with his cap. "Good work brother. That's the end of him."
"That's not the end of me!" came Bowsers booming voice. He flew up over the edge in a very strange looking contraption. It was like a big round tub with a large clown face on the front. There was propellor spinning underneath it that didn't look like it could possibly generate enough lift to fly him around.
Mario and Luigi took one look at it and burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at?" yelled out Bowser.
"Your flying machine, ...it just looks so silly." laughed Mario.
"Shut up! It's not silly. It's bad-ass!" said Bowser angrily.
The Princess was laughing too. "No, it does look silly." she said.
"I'll show you silly!" said Bowser. He reached down and pulled out a bob-omb as he flew over to the brothers. He tossed it down at them.
"Hey look, it has eyes, and it's walking, now it's flashing." said Mario. BOOM! Mario screamed as he was rocked by the explosion. He shrunk down to normal size again.
"Ow, hey! That fuckin' hurt you Cunt!" he called out to Bowser.
Bowser laughed. "So is this!" He tossed out several more bob-ombs. Mario and Luigi ran and jumped about as they exploded all around them. Bowser kept tossing them out, somehow he seemed to have an endless supply in his small aircraft.
Mario stopped and looked up at him. "There's something you don't know about me Shell-head," he picked up a bob-omb. "...I'm-a good at sport!" He raised the bob-omb above his head and jumped into the air and tossed it. It was a perfect basketball jump-shot, it curved in the air and landed in Bowsers' silly looking aircraft.
Bowsers' eyes went wide in fear. "Aaaagh! No!" BOOM! There was a loud explosion and the aircraft came crashing to the ground. Bowser spilled out of it and laid there motionless.
"Here Luigi, finish him off." called out Peach as she threw him something. Luigi caught it and looked at it, a yellow, five-pointed star.
"Thanks." called out Luigi. It kind of looked like a cookie. Luigi bit into it and suddenly he start flashing bright colours and some fast music started up. "WHOA! Psychodelic!" yelled Luigi as he started running around.
He ran into Bowser and sent him flying away. Bowser went falling down into the lava. He screamed and thrashed about as his body was being burnt away. "Nooooo! My one weakness! ...Why do I fill the castles with this stuff?!" He was silenced as he sunk down into the lava.
Luigi was still running around, flashing all sorts of bright colours while the music continued playing. Soon the music stopped and he stopped flashing. He looked down at himself as he caught his breath. "Whoa... That was... FUCKIN' AWESOME!"
The cage around Princess Toadstool started to blink and then it disappeared. She gently floated down to the ground. Mario and Luigi stared at her wide eyed. "How did you do that?" asked Mario.
"You did it by defeating Bowser."
"My heroes! Thank you for saving me. You were so brave."
"Aw shucks It was nothing." said Mario.
"I'm going to bake a cake for you."
"A cake?" said Luigi, looking a little disapointed. He preferred the reward they got for rescuing Toadette.
She walked up to him with a smile on her face. She got close and put her arms around him. "It's a euthenism, my brave, handsome plumber."
"Ooh Yeah!" said Luigi happily. She planted a kiss on his lips. She looked over to Mario and smiled. "Let's make it a nice, three layer cake."
"Now you're talking. I love three player co-operative mode." said Mario coming over to her. She leant over and kissed him too. She rubbed his cock through his overalls, it quickly swelled and stiffened.
Mario grabbed at her large firm boobs and squeezed them, making her squeal with delight. She reached down and started lifting up her pink dress, revealing her long, shapely legs. Soon she raised it up over her head and dropped it on the floor. She was standing there in her white cotton panties, long white gloves, crown and red high-heels.
The large bulges sticking out the front of both mens' overalls showed that they liked what they saw. They both got closer. Mario kissed her on the lips and fondled her breasts again. Luigi got behind her and tenderly brushed her hair aside and started kissing her neck. His hands wondered down and rubbed at her thighs and butt. Peach moaned softly.
Her hands rubbed at Marios' chest. She unclipped his overalls and let them fall down. She freed his erect cock from his boxer shorts and started rubbing it with her white gloved hand. Luigi undid his overalls too and got out his hard cock. "These are my favourite types of mushroom." she said smiling.
"Would you like a free moustache ride?" asked Mario.
Peach gave him a big smile, "I love moustache rides."
He reached down and pulled down her panties, revealing her nice shaven pussy. He got down and stuck out his tongue and started rubbing it along her slit. Peach moaned with pleasure. Luigi was still kissing her neck and reached around and cupped her breasts.
Mario laid down on the stone floor. Peach got down and straddled his head and his tongue slipped up into her tight wet pussy. "Oooh yeah, oh, that feels great!" cried out the Princess.
Luigi got in front of her an stuck his cock in her face. She opened her mouth and sucked it down eagerly. She got hold of the shaft and stroked it, and bobbed her head, sucking the cock, while Mario continued to eat her out.
After a little while Peach moaned and said, "Ooooh god! I'm so wet. I need your mushroom inside me." She got up off of Marios' head, and he got up off the hard floor.
Mario bent her over and she willingly got onto her hands and knees, putting her round ass up in the air. Mario grabbed his thick cock and guided it to her wet cunt. He rubbed the head along the little slit, making her moan. Then he pushed it in.
Peach moaned loudly as her hot pussy was filled with the thick cock. Her pussy was soft, warm and wet, and tightly squeezed around Marios' cock. He pulled back and then pushed forward again as he began fucking her.
Luigi got down on his knees in front of her and stuck his cock in her face again. She opened up and took it in her mouth and continued sucking him while Mario banged her from behind.
Mario gripped her ass firmly as he fucked her with a steady rythme. Luigi had hold of her head as it bobbed up and down sucking his cock. After a little while Luigi said, "Let's swap over bro." Mario nodded and pulled out of the hot pussy.
Luigi pulled away from the Peaches' pretty face and got up and moved around behind her. She looked around and smiled at him and wiggled her ass invitingly. Luigi looked down at her nice smooth, round butt, "Now I see why you're called Peach." He pushed his long cock into the tight hole. Peach moaned as he began thrusting into her. "Oh Yeah! That's Super!" cried out Luigi.
Mario had moved around in front of her and stuck his thick, wet cock in her face. She opened her mouth and took it in. She sucked on his cock, tasting her tangy pussy juices.
Peach reached down and started rubbing her clit while Luigi pumped her with fast strokes. Soon she began breathing heavily. She took Marios' cock out of her mouth and moaned loudly. She started to peak while Luigi banged away at her. "Uh, ...oooh, yeah! oh god!" she cried out as the intense pleasure washed over her.
Warm juices dripped out from her hot, climaxing pussy as Luigi fucked her. Her orgasm subsided and she took Marios' cock into her mouth again. She sucked the cock hard and deep and forcefully rubbed the thick shaft. Soon Mario was breathing heavily and groaning. "Ah, Oh yeah! You're making me cum!"
She took the cock deep in her mouth and rubbed his balls as the hard cock started to throb. "Aaaaah ooh, ...Mama Mia!" cried out Mario as he climaxed and his cum spilled out into the Princess' mouth. Her mouth filled up with cum, she removed the cock from her mouth and then swallowed it down.
Mario let out a deep breath, while Peach lovingly licked his cock clean, rubbing her tongue along the head and shaft. Luigi kept banging her from behind. Soon he started to grunt and groan. He pulled out of her, making more of her juices spill out of her hot cunt. He grabbed his hard cock and jerked it. "Uh, oooh Yeah, Oooh Yeah!" he cried out as his cum spurted out onto her bare ass.
The Princess turned around and grabbed his cock. She took it in her mouth again, licking and sucking him clean. "Best cake ever!" said Luigi with a big grin on his face.
Peach smiled back at him, "I've been waiting for heroes like you two to come along."
"Heroes? us?" said Mario.
"Of coarse!" She got up again and went over to Mario and kissed him on the lips. Marios' cock had softened again. She rubbed it with her delicate hand. "Get it up for me again hero."
She gently pushed Mario down on the stone floor. She grabbed his cock and took it in her mouth again, sucking it. Luigi got behind her, rubbing her nice round ass. Marios' cock swelled, and was soon standing up hard again.
Peach got up and then squatted over him. She got hold of his hard member and pressed it into her pussy. She slowly lowered herself down onto him and moaned out in pleasure. Mario moaned as well as his cock slid deep inside her.
Peach lifted herself up and then brought her pussy down again. She bounced up and down in a steady rythme as she fucked Mario. Luigis' cock was hard as well, he moved around to put it in her face. She stopped bounding and looked up at him, "No, put it in my royal ass."
Luigi smiled, "All right!" Peach bent forward as he got behind her. He spread her ass cheek apart and looked at her little bum-hole. Marios' cock was still wedged firmly up her cunt. Luigi pressed his cock-head into her sphincter. He slowly forced it in and Peach moaned loudly as the little hole stretched open for the hard member.
The cock-head pushed through the squeezing ring and slid down deep into her ass. "Ahhh, Oh God!" cried out Peach. She now had both her holes filled with cock.
Luigi started moving his cock back and forth. The tight ring squeezed around his shaft as he fucked her. Mario continued fucking her too, with deep, steady strokes. Peach was bent over, sandwiched between the two men and was moaning loudly.
The double fucking went on and on, Peaches' loud moans filled the large room. Soon she started moaning even louder. "Aaaaaah, Oh god! Oh god! Don't Stop! ...Ungh!" She threw her head back and cried out in ecstacy as her body was rocked with a powerful orgasm.
Both cocks continued to pump away, while she tried to get her breath back. Suddenly there was a loud thud, as two large figures dropped into the room. They were turtle men, around six foot tall, wearing white helmets. They pointed their hammers at the men, "Freeze! NYPD. You're under arrest."
Mario and Luigi were wearing their best suits, which had hardly been worn before. Their hair and moustaches were neatly groomed. They sat in the courtroom before the Magistrate.
Their defence attorney shuffled some papers next to them. He wore a blue suit with white shirt and red tie and had short dark hair. His name was Phoenix Wright. He was young and inexperienced, and he had a reputation for wildly guessing at the truth and then winning others over to his side. He was the best they could afford.
The Magistrate was a plump man with a bald head and big white beard. "You may begin Mr Edgeworth."
The Prosecutor was also a young man with short dark hair. He wore a vintage style maroon suit with a black vest, white shirt and cravat. "Thank you your honor. Would the defendents please state their names and occupation." he said, looking over at Mario and Luigi.
"We're from Super Mario Bros. Plumbing." said Mario.
"We're not here to fix the pipes this time." added Luigi.
"I asked you to state your names!"
"Does that cravat mean you're openly gay?" asked Mario.
"Shut up! I happen to be quite a ladies man. You're one to talk, with that moustache."
Luigi turned to Mario and laughed, then he stopped and felt his face, "oh!"
"Would you please state your name." said Mr Edgeworth, getting impatient.
"Please state your full name sir."
"Mario Mario, and the ladies love my moustache rides."
Miles Edgeworth let out a sigh. "And you?" he said, looking at Luigi.
"Not Luigi Luigi?"
"No, Luigi Mario."
"You are brothers who run a small plumbing business in Brooklyn, is that correct?"
"Yes. Super Mario Bros. Plumbing, like I said."
Mr Edgeworth turned back to the Magistrate. "The defendents are here to answer for a string of charges relating to their actions on the nineth of June of this year, which I will run through now." He picked a file up from his desk.
"At around seven twenty AM, the brothers arrived at an appartment building on Sixty fourth street, where they were called to fix a leak in the basement. They were left in the basement to repair the leaking pipe. After that, their behavior become erratic. They broke into several appartments on the first floor, where they started stealing the belongings of the occupants."
"They stole some coins." said Pheonix Wright. "They left the more valuable notes, jewellery and electronics and only took small change."
"It's still theft." said Edgeworth. "And they also stole a mushroom from someones refrigerator, and a childs toy flute. They face charges of breaking and entering, and petty theft."
"...But far worse, is the attrocity committed by Mr Mario Mario when they entered the appartment of Mr Trent Goomba. He killed an innocent poodle by jumping on it and crushing it to death."
"I feel terrible about that." said Mario. "...The poor doggy. I honestly thought it was a vicious mutant shitake mushroom."
Mr Wright spoke up, "The dog in question has been described by several residents in the building as 'very yappy and annoying'." The Magistrate glared at him. "...Which doesn't matter at all." he said, looking ashamed.
"So we can add animal cruelty to the charges." said Mr Edgeworth. "...And criminal damage. The defendants smashed Mr Goombas' kitchen table and also smashed open his refrigerator to steal a single mushroom. The defendents then went through several more first floor apartments, causing damage and stealing coins. They came to Apartment one eight where they came across Mrs Ling."
"What happened then?" asked the Magistrate.
"As I understand it, both men recieved oral sex from Mrs Ling."
"Did they force themselves on her?"
"No Your Honor. Mrs Ling is well known in the building for ...orally pleasuring many of the men there, on a regular basis."
"Really?" said the Magistrate perking up. "...What number apartment did you say she was in? ...Just to be thorough."
"Apartment one eight. Afterwards they went through the window and climbed the fire escape up to the eighth floor. They entered the apartment of one Samantha Mathis. In the appartment they proceeded to assault her boyfriend, Danny Hopper."
Phoenix Wright extended his arm out in front of him and called out, "Objection!" in a loud and dramatic way. Everyone in the room stared at him. "I would have the court know that Mr Hopper was there in violation of a restraining order which Ms Mathis had taken out on him. He has a history of violent behaviour toward Ms Mathis. The defendents stepped in to defend the young woman. I have a sworn statement from her to that effect."
"I withdraw the charge of assault." said Mr Edgeworth, bitterly.
"So they restrained Mr Hopper in Ms Mathis' appartment?" said the Magistrate.
"They beat him into unconciousness." said Mr Edgeworth. "Afterwards they proceeded to have sexual intercoarse with Ms Mathis. Both of them, at the same time."
"I would like to hear all the details of this incident." said the Magistrate.
"Your Honor." said Mr Wright. "It was consensual intercoarse in the privacy of an apartment. No offence was commited in Ms Mathis' home by the defendents."
"They came in from the fire escape." said Mr Edgeworth.
"They saw a young lady in trouble and went to aid her. I would like the court to take into account the great service they have done for Ms Mathis."
"Yes, I'm sure they did service her well." said the Magistrate. Mario and Luigi both grinned.
Miles Edgeworth continued, "It was during this lewd, carnal act that the Police found the defendents and proceeded to take them into custody. We can add another count of theft and resisting arrest to the list, as Mr Mario Mario tried to get away on a stolen bicycle, which he called 'Yoshi'."
The Magistrate cleared his throat, "So, we have charges of breaking and entering, petty theft, criminal damage, animal cruelty, theft, resisting arrest and public nusence. How do your clients plead Mr Wright?"
"Not Guilty Your Honor. On grounds of insanity. They were clearly not in their right mind when they commited these offences. I mean, they smashed open a refrigerator when they could have simply opened it."
Mr Edgeworth gave him a smug look. "They were not in their right mind because earlier that morning they had ingested hallucinogenic mushrooms with the street name of One-up. The law is clear on this, drug users are to be held accountable for all offences commited while under the influence. We can also add posession of an illicit substance to the list of charges."
"All they did was eat a mushroom. They had it on their breakfast pizza. They were unaware of its' hallucinogenic properties."
"That's good." said Luigi. "...Let's go with that ...OW!" Mario had kicked him under the desk.
"Nice try Phoenix, but these brothers have a history of criminal behaviour while under the influence of illicit substances. Two years ago Mr Mario Mario was arrested on top of a six storey building still under construction. He claimed that a huge red ape had kidnapped his girlfriend and had taken her up there."
Mario sunk back into his chair, embarrassed.
"And Mr Luigi Mario was arrested for trespassing on what he thought was a haunted mansion."
"I sucked up all the ghosts with a vacuum cleaner." said Luigi.
His lawyer turned to him, "Please don't talk any more."
Miles Edgeworth continued, "And then there was the incident they were both involved in at the Go-Kart track. Several people they were racing with were assaulted."
"I won the Star Cup." said Mario, under his breath.
"I think I've heard enough." said the Magistrate. "You two are clearly a menace to society while on your drug-fueled escapades. I am determined to see you do some jail time."
Phoenix Wright turned and looked sadly at the two brothers,
"Game Over. ...Continue?"
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