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Author's infos Gender: Male Age: Secret Location: U/K. |
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Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. "Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour." As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: "Gorgonzola" "Wait!!, it is not on yet. =================================================================================== Two friends: "Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?" "Of course! How many people are coming?" "Three, if you bring your girlfriend." ================================================================================== A little boy asked his mother: "Mummy, why are you white and I am black?" "Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party mmhm..., you are lucky that you don’t bark." ==================================================================================== |
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