Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
"Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour."
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
"Wait!!, it is not on yet.
"Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?"
"Of course! How many people are coming?"
"Three, if you bring your girlfriend."
A little boy asked his mother:
"Mummy, why are you white and I am black?"
"Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party mmhm..., you are lucky that you don’t bark."
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