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gettin some by veltis jade
Sex Joke ,
Posted: 2012-07-07
22:25:14

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Gender: Female    Age: 23    Location: caribbean
Introduction: sex joke
 
A young man and his new bride are on their honeymoon,so the man says to his wife ''baby tonight is the first night of our honeymoon so give me some honey from the moon''.The new bride has no intention of giving him sex tonight so she says''if you can hit me a better line than I can give you you'll get laid tonight.After some thought the guy says''3+3 is 6+3 is 9 my thing can go in your thing but your thing can't cum in mine''.Thinking he has bested her the guy begins to strip,until his wife stops him saying'3+3 is 6+3 is 9 I know the length of your thing but you don't know the depth of mine.
 

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