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Author's infos Gender: Female Age: 18 Location: U.S.A |
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| Introduction: These are the funniest ways to reject a guy | ||
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Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I’m a female impersonator. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing ! Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs! Man: What are you looken at? Woman: Somethin ugly! Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?) Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.) Man: I'm a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time! Man: I can make your bed rock Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours? Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down) Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together? Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck! Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland! Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice! Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you! Woman: Okay, but would you stay there? Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?" Woman: "It's raining." and spit on him. Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing. Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time." Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash." Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there." Man: xxAny Generic Pick Up Linexx Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure." (If a girl insults you) Hey, I may not be the prettiest guy in here, but Im the only one talking to you. |
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