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A guy is sitting in a bar when he notices an attrative young woman sitting just down the bar. "What the hell?" he thinks and goes to talk to her. "Hi how are you?" He asks. She turns and screams. "What no I won't sleep with you!" The guy is shocked and retreats to his seat. Later the same woman walks up to him. "I'm sorry about that but i'm a physoclogy major and i'm doing research on people put in embarrassing situations. Here let me buy you a drink." He turns and screams "What 200 for a blow job?''
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2013-01-24 08:55:01
and just who the fuck are you to judge ,who the fuck died and made you knower of all thgnis,Go fucking fuck yourself,go die in a fucking corner ,your meaningless and and the scheme of thgnis ,you mean fucking nothing.if I found you died,I would throw a fucking party

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2006-01-18 22:14:07
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2006-01-17 23:21:32
Heard it before... And it's not from a porn movie... Moron.

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2005-12-12 19:59:11
It wasnt very clear on what the funny part is suppoues to be.

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2005-11-29 01:46:12
That was good. These guys are jealous they cant write shit this funny. the gay dude seems to know it from a movie... I dont watch porn movies for fear of my girlfriend finding them.

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