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In walked a man looking for some company and the first woman he sees he approached. "Hey baby how about a date." The woman smacks him and walks away. Next the man approach a woman sitting alone at a table. "Hello daring how about a date." The woman politely tells him no and walks away. Then in walks a woman who looks like an Amazon goddess. The man says "sweetheart how about we have us a good time." The goddess replies "sure lets go to my place!" After they get done having the worst sex she has ever had she asks for $200. To this the man replies with a chuckle, "this is when the ladies usually pay him to leave and never come back!"
12 comments

anonymous readerReport

2013-12-05 19:07:06
kiss your left hand 2. Say the name of the person u like 3. Close your hand 4. Say the name of a weekday5. Say your name 6. Open your hand 7. Paste this in 15 comments and on the day you picked your love will tell you they like you and ask you out if you don't do it within an hour of reading this you will have 1 year bad luck

anonymous readerReport

2012-10-22 14:21:49
Hey guys, I watched your vioeds and thought .THATS COOL!, make sure you check out our funny prank vioeds too! HEART ATTACK INVOLVED IM STILL ROFL'ING

anonymous readerReport

2012-03-04 02:22:01
For down 2 spaces he asks everygirl to go on a date when they have sex he makes it the worst they eva had so they pay him to neva come bak

anonymous readerReport

2012-01-30 00:37:49
i thought that was an ok joke

anonymous readerReport

2012-01-07 14:19:33
Even after reading the comments I could not understand it yo u mo-fo',a**hole,2cm long dicker-------6icequeen

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