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Edward Lear...Again by Hornylittleboy
Sex Joke ,
Posted: 2011-08-26
01:40:03

Author's infos
Gender: Male    Age: Secret    Location: N/A
Introduction: Short...and not so Sweet
 
There once was an old lady named 'Lil'

She used a stick of dynamite for a thrill!

They found her vagina in North Carolina,

And bits of her tits in Brazil!


A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves."

 

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