Disclaimer, Any similarity between characters herewith depicted and any other ass fucking tranny ho morons is probably unavoidable.
I guess it was when the NASCAR races came to the State raceway that I figured that maybe I was some kind of freak, like I couldn't get my Montoya T-shirt over my tits no matter how hard I tried, and my jacket wouldn't get done up neither.
"Hell if you can't wear guy clothes we best get you girlified," Dad said as he pulled out my ass as I ate breakfast.
"Gee Harry, I wish I could ass fuck and eat waffles at one time," my big sister Rhoda said.
"I wish I could pee without spending a half hour a strapping my cock back up," I replied.
"Old Sam Regis could have that thing right off of you in no more than a half hour." Mom suggested, "Though maybe those Lesbians would miss it."
"I guess I'll have to put up with it." I agreed.
"I guess," Momma replied, "What those Lesbos see in you that's what I can't figure."
"You wanna poke," I asked, "Then maybe you can figure it out?"
"I guess, but I ain't paying," Mom said.
"Hell you pay half price like anyone else family," I telled her flat. "Otherwise you don't get poked."
She weren't paying so I went to work, but Mom shut up shop mid morning and she took me down town to Wal Mart where she gotten me fixed up with some girly stuff, likes fancy bras and girly panties and girly tops that went around my tits and stuff and then when I was fixed she got me a wig from the five and dime and she said I looked like a real girl.
I figured I looked more like a cheap whore, hell I got a woody just looking at myself in the mirror, and I busted the buckle on my cock strap I got so turned on.
Mom took me down town to a shack down by the rail yard where Gerry Frankel had his porno emporium where he sold rubber cocks and dildos and all that stuff. Mom strode right in and asked "You got a steel cock cage only Harry keeps busting the straps on the regular one," she asked.
Gerry was a genuine homo what wore a tight leather vest and denim pants so tight you could see his appendix scar and varicose veins and he had a scar from Vietnam, turned out he crashed a moped into road sign when he took a vacation there, other than that he was a regularly ugly guy .
"Right," Gerry agreed, "That must be a mighty strong prong you got there girl."
I looked around but seems he meant me, "Yeah," I agreed
"You wanna poke my ass with it?" he asked.
"No way I ain't no Homo," I told him.
"Look my Harrie is a professional cock girl he ain't no homo," Mom said with a wink.
"Right, I'll give you a genuine silver plated brass cock cage and twenty dollars to try that prong."
"Condomised and Fifty?" Mom tried.
"Sure!" he agreed.
"Momma I can't get no cock stand for poking a Homos ass!" I insisted.
"Hell girl look in the mirror." she said, and she fished a make up mirror from her purse.
Wow, there was this blonde with DD tits all pushed up in a red designer brassiere with this white satin blouse and short leather skirt over suspenders and fishnet stockings,it never registered it was me and do you know that buckle busted again as my cock reared.
"Get your pants down Gerry he's hard," Mom said, but it turned out as being as he was a genuine Homo he had a zipper inn the ass of his pants so he un-zippered the back of his pants instead and bent over the shop counter.
Mom grabbed me by the cock and shoved a condom on me and pushed me forward so as I shoved right into him, "Fuck you're busting me in half!" he wailed.
"Get out of there," Mom said, and she hauled me out and chucked away the condom and shoved a clean one on and then she just sat right on that counter pulled her great silk underpants down and guided me right up between her huge purple cunt lips and gripped my ass and pulled until I was buried ball deep inside her.
"Fuck your Momma," Mom told me.
"How long you want?" I asked.
"Till you cum," she said.
"Hell what fool time is that, what you want?" I asked, "Miss Ellen likes three minutes like her eggs and Miss Timmins has the full hour."
"You choose when you cum?" Gerry asked as he shoved lotion up his torn ass hole.
"Sure, don't everyone?" I asked.
Gerry just looked at Mom and Mom looked real shocked.
"You want a health warning on that," Gerry said, "Hell I takes eight inches all the time but that hurt!"
"Five minutes," Mom gasped so I humped and poked around for around four minutes thirty then gave her my best shot, well as I figured it she was my Mom so I owed her.
I hauled out, course the condom was busted, but hey Mom wasn't having no more kids, old Ma Robinson seed to that with a red hot poker straight after young Ephraim was born and Dad had to give him to the orphanage because he was ugly, I guess they really wanted a cash donation but when this young guy asked for donations Dad just hauled Ephraim out the baby buggy and donated him right then and there outside the Mayor's office.
"Gee Harrie, you kept that prong a good secret." Mom said.
"It only growed since I been doing ass whoring," I told her.
Mom looked all bleary eyed, "Who in tarnation has the full hour?" she asked.
"Miss Timmins the school teacher." I told her, "She would fuck more but you charge her by the hour."
"Then why ain't she whoring if she likes cock that much?" Mom asked.
"She's a Lesbian, she only likes girl cock," I told her, "She says you can't get caught if you only has sex with a girl."
Gerry was still trying to sooth his ass with lotion and Mom was wiping a pool of my cum off of the floor and the counter with her underpants when Miss Timmins and some Lesbian friends come right in.
"Harrie," she says, "Why aren't you whoring I need some cock?" she said like she was at school.
"Sorry Miss Timmins, I'll get right on it," I said and my tool he darned near stood up straight pushing my leather skirt a way up so as he was right out there in the breeze.
"Harrie please!" Miss Timmins said.
"Shame to waste it Amelia," Eliza said as her eyes came out like saucers. "May I?"
"No I had the first appointment you stick that thing in me right now," Miss Timmins, Amelia said.
"Yes Mam." I said and I ripper her thin white cotton sundress right off of her tore her white cotton panties down and grabbed her under the arm and ifted her right up and sank her down on my prong.
Gerry barely had time to grab his camcorder and turn the CCTV on before I began fucking her just the way she liked, "Oh the floor Harrie," he said, "Bend her over and poke her from behind,"
Hell I was supposed to be pleasuring her.
"Yes!" she said every time Gerry suggested something, "Cum in me Harriet quench my fires with your girl juice," Amelia ordered.
"Hell that's only forty eight minutes," I protested.
"Cut!" said Gerry, "Can you do that again from." I guess Gerry suddenly realised he wasn't directing a porno.
"Yes, let me get a drink of water, maybe you could see to Eliza?" she asked.
Eliza was your typical school marm, blouse with about thirty buttons and buttoned to the chin, Black skirt, big blue pants over little white panties except she hauled that skirt up and her panties down and I'd swear her cunt was dripping as soon as she realised I was coming for her.
Amelia grabbed a cool bottle of Budweiser and Eliza just put one leg on the counter and showed me her hairy dripping cunt and I couldn't help myself, I just shoved my meat in her, she was on fire already and pretty soon she was on fire so I gave her a bit of a squirt of my girl juice and she near passed out.
"Harrie you save some juice for me!" Amelia wailed, hell she was getting fat I thought, but she pushed Eliza aside and let me fuck right into her again.
"Oohh Harrie, that's beautiful," she said as my tits bounded up and down and banged against hers like a pair of lesbo's fucking a double ended dildo.
"Ok cumshot all across her face!" Gerrry ordered.
"No way!" I said.
"Yes Oh yes everywhere in my mouth in my eyes in my hair!" Amelia wailed so I did whoosh. all my juice went spraying everywhere, in her hair and mouth and eyes, over her bag, her blouse, Gerry's floor, Eliza, Gerry's spanking porn magazines, the floor, the butt plug rack,I never knew a guy could cum so much.
"Oh!" Amelia gasped, "I guess the fantasy is better than the real thing," she said "Yuck." as she scooped sticky cum out of her long hair, "Harrie," she said coyly, "You do know I'm having your child?" she asked.
"Ok," I agreed.
"Hey," Mom said, "Look you paid for that spunk, it ain't my Harry's fault," Mom insisted.
"Ah but I paid for girl juice not boy juice," Amelia explained said like she was serious.
"Look guys," Gerry said, "You go argue back in your own whore house and let me get cleaned up ok."
We went right back to our house, cept there was a queue and Rhoda was doing her best but she couldn't do more than take a guy up her ass and one in front and suck another at one time.
I had to get back to work, so I set the TV to sports and hunkered down to let the guys what were queueing ass fuck me, Amelia was real peeved, "Harrie speak to me!"
"Look I got a deal of ass fucking to get done, before I get time for jawing." I explained, "Less you want's to help out?"
"How about it Miss Timmins, you done any ass fucking?" Mom asked.
"No way!" she said, "It's gross!"
"How you know when you ain't tried," Mom asked, "And what you going to do when the school throws you out for having a kid without no wedding?"
"Hell yes Miss Timmins," I told her, "You just hitch your pants up and lie down by me then we can talk."
"Forty dollars," Mom said, "And Elmer only has a wiry little cock,"
We was jesting see but Amelia well she didn't realise and afore I knew she had her dress up and knickers down and laid down aside me.
"Hell," Mom said, "I guess I seed everything!"
Anyways Elmer he come in and he set to worming his prick up her ass but she was so tight he never got nowhere near getting his self in her ass but he still cum and he weren't upset at all, "hell you wanna wash that spunk out your hair if your fixing on whoring Miss Timmins Ma'am" he said.
Amelia weren't fixed for whoring, what with being a Lesbian and all that so she carried right on at school teaching and her belly swelled and swelled till principal Gefferies had to sack her, lest aways he tried but I went and saw him.
"What you want freak boy?" he asked as soon as I got inside.
"You sacked Miss Timmins," I said.
"Had to," he said.
"Just because she's having my kid?" I asked.
"No because she's been top of the porn video charts for two weeks straight," he said, he saw I never had no idea, "You wanna see?" he asked.
"Sure," I agreed, and he found the porn on his computer, it never looked like Amelia.
"Shit that's the Homo fucking a , ah," he said.
"Ain't that illegal?" I asked, "Surely you can't legally do that to a cow!"
"Wrong tape," he said, "This one," he said, well the kid never looked anything like eighteen what with her diaper and dolly, "Shit, anyway we trawled all through his porno file on the computer until we found me and Amelia, that shit Gerry Frankel done sold his security video to some on-line porno outfit and he made a mint.
"Shit!" I muttered, "Anyways whats doing porn got to do with teaching, anymore than you watching illegal porn has?"
"Nothing I guess," he said, "You tell her to be in my office naked at nine on Monday, I mean in class at nine."
"Sure," I agreed, I'll tell her.
"When you guys doing a sequel?" he asked, and that set me thinking. I went and saw Gerry Frakel, see I may have DD tits but I still pack a decent punch and pretty soon he figured one busted hand was more than enough and he split his money three ways and then he agreed to make a couple more pornos with Amelia and me, like a three way split on profits.
I went to see Amelia, she had this real nice old wooden house on the edge of town, I wore a long black shirt and nice cotton blouse instead of my Tranny Ho gear so's I looked respectable, and she was real pleased she had her job back and mighty pissed about the Video.
"Principal Mercer said about a sequel?" I said.
"He can fuck right off," she said, which sounded real strange cos she normally didn't swear.
"Gerry made about a million from the last one," I said.
She just stared, "You're just aTranny homo ain't you," she accused.
"It's what I do miss." I said.
"I thought you was a girl with a cock." she said, "I always dreamed I'd meet a girl with a cock that would love me."
"Hell I always dreamed of meeting some girl stupid enough to let me fuck her ," I said, "I never figured a girl would be stupid enough to pay me to fuck her."
"I guess that makes me stupid." she said.
"Hell no, not unless you wont make some more pornos with me." I reassured her.
"Harrie you don't need me," she said.
"Sure I do," I told her, "Seven month pregnant school teacher whores ain't two a dollar,"
and we get a good deal like a three way split of Gerry's half.
"That's one eighty thousand each, on a million," she said, "Harrie you got a deal!"
We done three videos, the last was spoiled when the baby started coming part way through but I just kept right on fucking her like the show has to go on, and then we got a call from a guy in LA.
"Look Harrie," this guy said, "See trannys with eight inches solid is two a penny cos they get their pricks done with silicon so's they can use hormones for their tits but your's is genuine, is that right?"
"Yeah," I agreed.
"So why not lose the tits?" he said, "If you can hold a woody for an hour straight and then come like on that porn shop porno then hell boy we got work for you from now till, well, for ever."
"Ok, I guess," I said, "What about Amelia?"
"Well obviously she ain't pregnant, will she do bondage or whipping?" he asked.
"Maybe," I agreed.
"Then we'll see you Thursday." he said.
I had this huge row with Amelia, "But you can't lose your tits!" she said, "I'm a Lesbian! I need a girl with a cock!"
"Hell Amelia, I'm a regular guy trapped in a woman's body," I explained, and she laughed.
"Oh my lord what a cliche," she said, what in gods name is a cliche? I thought.
"Well, I don't care they're coming off," I told her flat and I left her crying an went down to see Sam Regis.
Sam was outside his shack on account of it stunk too bad inside on account of the dead cow what he hadn't gotten around to shifting, "You want bigger tits darlin'" he asked.
"Nope, I wanna be a regular porn star," I said, "Can you do my tits like a guy?"
"Sure," he said, "Is right now a good time? only it's gonna rain later and it stinks in the shack on account I got a cow decomposing in there."
I agreed and he damn near killed me, the tits was easy enough but he tried grafting some cow skin on to give me a hairy chest, man did that itch, anyway with eighteen times the legal dose of steroids and hormones and some other stuff I was ok until I god blood poisoning and Mom took me to State general Vets hospital where they looked after me real well.
I grew a beard, what with that and a chest full of cow hair and the effect of the steroids what made me sing deeper than Paul Robeson I went to see Amelia as soon as I got some proper guy clothes, Levis with bum cleavage and a check lumberjack shirt.
I knoked her door, she opened it and screamed, "No!" she said, "Oh my you're all man!" she wailed.
"That's the idea," I said, "How's about we practice for the porno shoot?"
"No, the deals off," she said, but hey the hormones had kicked in, I grabbed her shoulders and hooked my thumbs in he dress and pulled. Her dress tore off real easy. "Stop don't tear my panties," she said, "Look I'll get naked,"
"Too slow bitch," I told her and I just rammed my tool up the side of her panties and buried it deep inside her, she was as dry as a rattlesnakes cave, so it hurt like hell, but then as I tried for a better grip I felt her tits against my chest fur and she sort of whimpered and her juices began to flow, so pretty soon we was fucking real easy.
"Harry," she whispered after maybe an hour and a half, "I ought to feed our baby."
"No we got making up to do," I said.
"Harry, there's real good tax breaks for married folk," she said.
"Hell punters pay good money for Tit milk!" I said.
"I know," she said, "Eli is due round at six for some draft and Evie Parkins has a quart every two days."
"They suck Tit milk out of you?" I asked.
"Mmmm," she said, "You want some?"
"You want some cock juice?" I asked.
"Please," she agreed, so I shot her a goodly load.
That Amelia taught me to stick up to Mom and pretty soon I had everything I ever dreamed of, a sixty eight Mustang and a hound dog and a woman, not a stupid woman but a woman who took every drop of cock juice I could make and didn't chide at fucking six hours a day on a web cam feed, and who let me fuck with her Lesbian friends when she was teaching class, and she never mentioned about my time as a tranny whore more than every couple of hours or so so I guess life's perfect.
See even Lesbians like a decent eight inches of solid muscle up them every now and again, specially when they remembered back when I had tits and that sort of makes me an honorary girl. Saves them buying spunk from a sperm bank when they want's a kid too, hell those west coast guys may have an IQ like over 100, but they don't say what size cock they pack on the pamphlet do they? Hell who wants a kid what gets laughed at in the locker room?
Sometimes Amelia scoops my stuff right off her face and tits and bottles it and sells it on line and the IRS says we made nigh on two million dollars last year, what with the Web Cam subscriptions and Porno film rights and selling bottled spunk so I don't need to do no ass fucking no more, and I chucked the ball cage away and most of the skirts and bras, though I still wear a skirt sometimes, but don't tell no one because it looks kinda weird with my beard you know?
I still fuck Mom and Rhoda at Christmas and Thanksgiving just to show I care but if your looking to buy some of my time you're out a luck, because now my ass is strictly for shitting through.