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Outback Bar by wilburjorgeafraidya
Sex Joke , Non-Erotic
Posted: 2011-04-14
17:15:01

Author's infos
Gender: Male    Age: Secret    Location: under a bridge
 
There was a wild and run down bar in the middle of the Australian outback. One quiet afternoon a kangaroo dressed in a fancy suit with spats and a monocle comes in and hops up to the bar.

"Good day mate,how can I help you?" the bartender asks.

In a fancy accent the kangaroo answers "Let me have a beer."

The bartender gives him a Fosters and says "That'll be $10."

The kangaroo hands him the tenner and drinks down the brew,then gets ready to leave.

The bartender says "We don't get many of your kind in here mate."

The kangaroo answers "With prices like these, I'm not suprised."
 

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