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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
42 comments

anonymous readerReport

2013-08-05 19:53:07
Wtf u cunt if u call that a fucking joke your a bell end ( no afence)

anonymous readerReport

2013-06-20 00:40:20
plain lameness this person needs more practice on these jokees

anonymous readerReport

2013-01-31 23:38:48
There was a woman who was marrid three times and was still a virgin. Her first husband was castrated. Her second husband was gay so that was the only way he took her. The third husband was a language teacher wh only used his tongue!

pikachu6780Report

2012-10-08 21:28:31
this was actually pretty funny. way funnier than most stuff on this site. Benson, if ANYBODY tells you to stop writing or that you suck, just ignore the mother-fucking cunt, okay? Because everyone has the right of speech and yada yada, random encouraging words. No but seriously, you are a good writer. Do not stop no matter what ANY mother-fucker says, I dont even care if its Obama (thats not to say he doesnt like your jokes). That just means the asshole-ness of our president is bigger than his momma. and thats saying something.

anonymous readerReport

2012-08-21 21:18:40
fukin crap these jokes arent even funny stupid fukim bastard retards... fuk off

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