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One night, a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss eachother goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you insane? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on, no one's gonna see us at this hour."
"No, please. Can you imagine if we got caught?" "Oh, come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" "No way, it's just too risky!" "Oh PLEASE? I love you sooo much!" "No, no, and no! I just can't." "I beg you..." Suddenly, the lights come on downstairs and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. and in a sleepy voice says. "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Or I can do it. Or if need to be, Mom can come down to do it. But for God's sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom so we can go back to sleep!"
34 comments

anonymous readerReport

2012-03-09 19:57:52
and now it was aired on TV as a 'mastercard' ad (2010 OZ)... with seperate family members involed, Sis, mom, dad..

anonymous readerReport

2012-02-07 06:30:36
[...] Does the pesron with these conditions face a life time of loneliness and dread? To the contrary, sex is still possible and not out of reach even for those with a positive [...]

anonymous readerReport

2012-02-03 16:26:17
Good joke, but there was another version where the dad said he'd also do it if need be, much funnier that way

anonymous readerReport

2011-06-25 02:28:13
Retard below me:
I read this online and thought it would be fun to post it on this site. Most of the jokes are already copied from the internet. And yes, I know it's a fucking banned commercial.

dbaliki918

anonymous readerReport

2011-04-06 02:09:44
dumb ass, this is from a banned commercial. did u watch the video 100 times to write that

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