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How much can you get in? by Wimmers
Sex Joke ,
Posted: 2010-10-03
07:22:52

Author's infos
Gender: Male    Age: Secret    Location: U/K.
Introduction: Lady in pub.
 
After you all destroyed my masterpiece Family series I have reverted to this to stop you all moaning. If you don't like this you are just miserable????

This guy goes up to a woman in a bar and whispers in her ear," I'd love to fill your puss y with Vodka and then drink it all".

The woman runs over to her husband and tells him what he had said, expecting a violent reaction.

She waited for a minute or so, but he never even said one word.

"Well aren't you going to kick the s h i t out of him"? She asks.

"No, no, oh no he said. I'm not fighting any f u c k e r that can drink a crate of Vodka.


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