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Introduction:

Lady in pub.
After you all destroyed my masterpiece Family series I have reverted to this to stop you all moaning. If you don't like this you are just miserable????

This guy goes up to a woman in a bar and whispers in her ear," I'd love to fill your puss y with Vodka and then drink it all".

The woman runs over to her husband and tells him what he had said, expecting a violent reaction.

She waited for a minute or so, but he never even said one word.

"Well aren't you going to kick the s h i t out of him"? She asks.

"No, no, oh no he said. I'm not fighting any f u c k e r that can drink a crate of Vodka.


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69 comments

anonymous readerReport

2012-12-09 19:00:27
Great joke, you below are very funny, seacod? ha, ha, have you been fishing with your tiny maggot dick as bait? ha, ha, leaf space? did you drop out of a tree during fall? ha, ha, what a dipstick, ha, ha.

anonymous readerReport

2012-11-23 17:54:35
ok first off not funny seacod why are you be such a fucking prick.and why the fuck did you leaf spaces between pussy and all the curse words.you fucking low life peice of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

anonymous readerReport

2012-06-20 18:06:11
All the people saying how wimmers sucks at telling jokes obviously have no lives since they try to troll just based on that, no im not a fan of this guy i am just saying lol.

anonymous readerReport

2012-05-30 15:19:22
LOL!! I was being sarcastic, I don't plan my life that far ahead of time, and I never make lists, in ataculity, when an idea hits me I drop everthing and get it done (which is not always the practical thing to do) because I know tomorrow I'll be distracted by a different idea. I really don't need to make resolutions, I don't spend much time debating wheteher I should do something or not, if I feel passionate enough about something, it WILL get done, whatever the cost. There's nothing for me to quit because I'm not addicted to anything, whenever I notice in myself a pattern of behavior (good or bad) taking shape I stop abruptly and change course on the fly, not because I have a strong will but because I have a very short attention span. I have always felt that having a particular fetish and being addicted to any one drug or thing or whatever, is for the masses, of course, things are not that black & white and people have justifications and reasons for everything but I believe an artist

anonymous readerReport

2011-12-29 16:30:55
Ha, Ha, can't stop laughing, fantastic joke, best one here.

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