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One day little Johnny sees his grandfather sitting on the front porch smoking his pipe. Johnny askes "Grandpa can i smoke your pipe too?" his grandfather replies "Can your dick touch your ass?" Johnny says "No" so his grandfather said "Then no you cant" Two days later Johnny sees his grandfarther sitting on the front porch drinking a beer. So Johnny askes "Grandpa can i have a sip of your beer?" his grandfather said once more "Can your dick touch your ass?" Johnny said again "No" so his grandfather once again said "Then no you cant" Another two days pass and Johnny is walking down the street with a plate full of cookies and he sees his grandfather sitting on the porch smoking his pipe and drinking his beer. His grandfather calls out to him "Johnny come over here for a minute" Once Johnny reaches the porch his grandfather askes Johnny "Can i have a cookie?" and Johnny replies "Can your dick touch your ass?" and of course wanting a cookie his grandfather says "Yes it can" and Johnny replies "Then go fuck yourself old man cause these cookies are mine!"
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anonymous readerReport

2013-09-02 18:20:56
PPL WHO THINK ABT RAPE MOLEST MURDER BLACKMAIL SEX IS RAPE,INCEST SOME STORIES CAN CORRUPT UR MIND MAKE U DO THINGS U REGRET BADLY LATER IN UR LIFE. WHEN A MAN HAD SEX WIT UNDERAGE GIRL HER PRIVATE PART WAS TORN AND SHE WAS BLEEDING BADLY FIGHTING 4 HER LFE SHE UNDER WENT SURGERY TO SAVE HER LIFE AND HE ENDED IN PRISON. U CAN TEAR UNDERAGE PPL PRIVATE BODY PARTS. WHEN U TRY 2 HVE SEX AND HURTING THEM BADLY WHEN U TRY TO HVE SEX WIT UR FAMILY MEMBERS THEY WILL THING UR VERY SICK THROW U OUT OF THE HOUSE THINK ABT BEING IN THE JAIL AND LOSING UR FAMILY AND THE PPL CALLING U NAMES ATTACK U ON THE STREET IN JAIL UR PICS ON TV NEWS IN THE NEWS PAPER NO FRIENDS NOBODY WANT 2 ACOCIATE WIT U .MOST OF THE STORIES ARE FICTION OF THE SICK MINDED EVEN THE ONES CLAIM REAL.DONT LET THEM RUIN UR LIFE AND CORRUPT UR MIND . BETTER OPTIONS LYK HAVING SEX WIT OVER 18 PROSTUTE WHO LOOK YOUNGER OR HUMAN LYK DUMMY .SAY THIS EVRYDAY U WIL OVER COME UR DISIRE PLZ COPY THIS PASTE UNDER STORY U READ

anonymous readerReport

2013-09-02 18:19:27
SEX CRIME NO MATER HOW CARE FUL UR. U WIL END UP IN JAIL.THINGS WIL GO WRONG U WIL GET COUGH . U MAKE SMART DECISION CONTROL UR SELF. U WIL SUFFER 4 SHORT TIME. U GET 2 KEEP EVRTHING LYK UR FAMLY FRIENDS. THE THINGS U LYK DOING AND ENJOY . ITS EASY 2 CONTROL FRM DA START IF U THINK U CAN START AND CONTROL UR SELF LATER ITS DIFFICULT ITS LYK TELLING A LIE THAN TELING BIGER LIES TO COVER UP THE SMALL LIE IF U STAR THERE WILL B CHAIN REACTION U WILL HVE NO CONTROL LYK DRUG ADDICTION SME CASE PPL JUS WANTED 2 JUS MOLEST THEN END UP KILLING END IN JAIL.IF U CAN NOT CONTROL UR SELF. EVRY DAY SAY TO UR SELF THE CONSEQUENCES OF UR ACTION WILL RESULTS IN DESTRYIG U AND UR FAMILY. UR FAMILY THY R 1 WHO SUFFER WHEN UR EXPOSED OR READ THIS EVERY DAY EVENTULLY U WILL OVERCOME UR DESIRE 2 COMMITE SEXUAL CRIME.DIRTY DESIRES BLIND UR COMMON SENSE PREVENT U FROM THINKING ABT THE CONSEQUENCE OF UR ACTION U WILL END UP REGRETING 4 EVER THERE IS NO GOING BACK COPY THIS AND PASTE UNDER DA STORY U READ

anonymous readerReport

2013-01-22 03:28:09
- Thank you sooo much Tricia you had such a great day. I am really glad that you and jonnhy love them. Can't wait to see you guys again!Gina, thanks for stopping by. We have managed to miss you at church lately. Thank you for posting a comment and letting me know that you like them. Stay blessed!!!Melinda, I love the rings. When we started photographing weddings we had a lot of couples that couldn't afford the details, but low and behold they all have them. The rings are one of those, the bridal bouquet, and shoes. My favorites are the rings. Thanks for noticing the art!!

Anonymous readerReport

2009-04-10 17:20:14
Awesome

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