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One dark stormy night a boy walked into his parents room, scared.
"Mummy! Daddy! Its scary in my room!" He screamed
" Its ok hun, come into bed with us" His parents said back to him.
The boy smiled and jump into his parents bed, after a while he woke up again by the lightning and found something.
" MUMMY! Whats THAT?!" He Screamed again. Mummies eyes widened.
"Thats Daddys sn-snake" she said.
Again the storm woke up the boy and he found something.
" Daddy.. Daddy what are those?" he asked more calmer this time.
" Urr..Urrmmm Those are.. Mummy head-lights " He answered
Again the storm woke up the boy and he found something.
"Mummy Daddy! Whats THAT!?" He screamed.
" Thats her B-Bush" They both answered
Again the storm woke up the boy and he found Mummy and Daddy doing something.
" MUMMY TURN ON YOUR HEAD LIGHTS! THE SNAKE IS ENTERING THE BUSH!" He scream
14 comments

anonymous readerReport

2013-01-22 08:02:48
Great post with lots of importnat stuff.

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-01 04:18:19
Aha, Great joke :) Positive from me !

anonymous readerReport

2011-01-27 07:21:31
a negative rating for your bad joke
-- wimmers

jk jking lol positive rating, nice lol positive rating from me =P
*NOTE* : i'm not that fucking retard wimmers

anonymous readerReport

2010-09-28 20:07:16
its funnyier if u say the joke while there in the shower

anonymous readerReport

2010-09-25 19:57:47
lol i like ur joke it's funny and it is very good for your first joke

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