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A college football coach down in Louisiana was pissed off at how poorly his team was practicing that day. He called them all together and began to berate them, becoming angrier and angrier:

"You guys hit like a bunch of PUSSIES!! I've NEVER seen such a lame-ass group of players like YOU!!!"

The practice field was next to a swamp, and the coach noticed a 1 foot alligator waddling across the field. He ran over and grabbed it, then yelled at the team: "Let me show you how tough a REAL football player should be!!" He pulled down his pants and allowed the gator to chomp down onto his cock. The coach stood there red in the face, sweating bullets from his forehead, then finally punches the gator in the head. It released him and tried to run away, but he grabbed it and held it up again.

"OK, WHO'S NEXT?" he yelled. No one moves or answers him, the team still in shock. Finally the little kicker tentatively raised his hand and said: "I will, coach, but you've got to promise not to punch me in the head".
16 comments

anonymous readerReport

2013-11-01 12:53:25
wimmers stop being a high nosed gay prick ... your jokes are not all THAT funny ok
i have seen authors than you .... and p.s. ANYONE can tell its you that give the negative ratinns for the other authors ......
GET A DAMN LIFE !

anonymous readerReport

2013-01-10 02:41:32
Stop directing people to different joke posters, they are all usually funny.

anonymous readerReport

2012-03-07 21:20:48
Apparently no one else found it funny, I thought it was funny as hell though!!

anonymous readerReport

2011-05-23 19:47:58
good try but your storys are better plus anyway

anonymous readerReport

2011-04-02 11:16:42
anyone who thinks this ones lame is a retard for sure. Nice one

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