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My Magical Mystical Helm by Master_Vyle
Poem , Non-Erotic
Posted: 2010-07-15
19:51:19

Author's infos
Gender: Male    Age: 38    Location: Florida
Introduction: An ode to My friends who play online RPGs.
 
I have a magical and mystical helm,
It gives me points when I wear it to fish,
It doubles my wood cutting ability,
I wear the helm wherever I go,
It makes me invisible when I am being sneaky.

I have a magical and mystical helm,
It goes with the sword of slashing,
I use them to fight the red dragon lords,
With the magical shield of justice,
In my nap sack I have seven potions.

I have a magical and mystical helm,
It’s made of plastic and has big horns,
My friends shake their heads every day,
But I still have more runes than they do,
I teabag them like noobs to drive the point home.
 

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