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Author's infos Gender: Male Age: Secret Location: U/K. |
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| Introduction: In the pharmacy. | ||
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A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters. The pharmacist says "Certainly sir but i have to tell you that a quarter of a tablet will not be enough to give you an erection." The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!" ============================================================================== Bonus Joke. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. |
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