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Prostitute Sex. by Wimmers
Sex Joke ,
Posted: 2010-05-26
18:15:43

Author's infos
Gender: Male    Age: Secret    Location: U/K.
Introduction: Paddy looking for sex.
 
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A very drunk Irishman met a prostitute up a very dark alley.
He asks "How much for full sex"?
She says £20
"Okay feels like you have a lovely ass done deal"
They get down to business and are moving along nicely.
Suddenly a policeman appears shining his torch at them.
"Whats going on here"? he asked.
"Oh nothing I am just having sex with my wife officer"
"I did not know she was your wife paddy" said the officer.
Paddy shouted back

"Neither did I till you shone the fuckin torch in her face"!
 

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