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Author's infos Gender: Male Age: Secret Location: U/K. |
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A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged withraping then beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You bast.ard!" The judge continued, "You are also charged with raping and then beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You damned bas.tard!" The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you, or I shall charge you with contempt! I hope there will be no more problems, The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years, I have lived next door to that bast.ard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer ... he said he never had one!" |
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