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Author's infos Gender: Male Age: Secret Location: U/K. |
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I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door.They asked me what Iwould like for my birthday. I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna WATCH. ============================================================================== Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub tummy and say "congratulations." But none of them rub your cock and say "well done"? =========================================================================== Honestly some folk will take offence at anything.I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, and all Iasked was "How are you getting on?" ============================================================================== Sex therapists claim that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally I think its BOLLOCKS. ================================================================================= |
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