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Author's infos Gender: Male Age: Secret Location: U/K. |
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| Introduction: Pals in a bar. | ||
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Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman standing in a bar. Englishman says: "My wife is so thick. She's just bought a car and she doesn't drive." Scotsman says: "Think that's bad? My wife has just paid for a swimming pool to be built in the back garden and she doesn't swim." Irishman thinks for a while: "I can beat that, my wife has just gone to Greece on holiday. She's taken 50 condoms with her and she doesn't even have a c.o.c.k..." __________________ A bonus joke to accompany the above. A man naked looks in the mirror and says to his wife, why do i always get a hard on when i look at myself, wife says,because even your cock thinks your a cunt. |
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