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Introduction:

Pals in a bar.
Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman standing in a bar.

Englishman says: "My wife is so thick. She's just bought a car and she doesn't drive."

Scotsman says: "Think that's bad? My wife has just paid for a swimming pool to be built in the back garden and she doesn't swim."

Irishman thinks for a while: "I can beat that, my wife has just gone to Greece on holiday. She's taken 50 condoms with her and she doesn't even have a c.o.c.k..."
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A bonus joke to accompany the above.

A man naked looks in the mirror and says to his wife,

why do i always get a hard on when i look at myself,

wife says,because even your cock thinks your a cunt.
27 comments

anonymous readerReport

2011-09-28 07:50:12
lol good joke, i personally like it when people get 2 or more jokes and put it into one post

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-27 16:34:39
A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

...douchebag

anonymous readerReport

2011-08-27 16:34:35
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anonymous readerReport

2011-08-27 16:34:32
A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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anonymous readerReport

2011-08-27 16:34:28
A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

...douchebag

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