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Banana bread by The Porn Joker
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Posted: 2004-03-06
18:21:33

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INGREDIENTS:

2 laughing eyes
2 loving arms
2 well shaped legs
2 warm milk containers
1 fur lined mixing bowl
1 large banana

METHOD:

1. look into laughing eyes
2. spread well shaped legs
3. squeeze and message milk containers very gently until fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased
4. add banana and gently work in and out until creamed
5. cover with nuts and sigh with relief

NOTES:
Bread is done when banana is soft. Be sure to wash utensils and don't lick the bowl.

ATTENTION:
IF BREAD STARTS TO RISE... LEAVE TOWN!
 

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