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WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN FAMILY by The Porn Joker
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Posted: 2004-03-06
18:10:14

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Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat......
He says, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them."
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," says Mike. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike takes off his pants and says to Karen, "Here try these on."
She does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me."
Mike says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen takes off her pants and hands them to Mike and says, "Here you try on mine."
He does and says, "I can't get into your pants." Karen says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."
 

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