Ted, Jim and their wives took an out of town weekend trip to a bed and breakfast on the outskirts of town. Earlier the two gents agreed to try to talk their spouses into a night of wife swapping. A couple of drinks before dinner and the ladies agreed to go along with the adventure. Ted chuckled to himself knowing that his wife had started her period a couple of days earlier.
The men decided to tap on their coffee cups with a spoon to signal to the other how many times he had scored at breakfast the following morning.
Morning came and the two couples had been seated in the dining room for a short while. Ted took his spoon and tapped his his coffee cup twice and smiled with his wife's monthly condition in mind. After a few moments of silence Jim picked up his spoon and tapped the jelly jar once and the peanut butter jar three times.