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Author's infos Gender: Male Age: 24 Location: chicago |
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| Introduction: a great joke to try and tell while drunk :) | ||
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This is the story of how I lost my pet fly. So my pet fly was chillin' out on a branch over a river when a fish swam by. The fish looked up and saw him and thinks to himself: "Damn I'm hungry, if that fly'd just drop down five inches I could jump up and grab him an have me some lunch!" Meanwhile there's this bear by the side of the river. He sees the fish looking at my pet fly and thinks to himself: "Damn I'm hungry, if that fly'd just drop five inches that fish'd jump up and grab him and I could grab that fish and have me some lunch!" Meanwhile there's this hunter hiding behind a boulder eating a cheese sandwich. He sees the bear who's looking at the fish who's looking at my pet fly but doesn't have a clear shot. He thinks to himself: "Damn that's one fine lookin' bear, if that fly'd just drop five inches that fish'd jump up, that bear'd run out and grab that fish and I'd have a clear shot and get me a nice trophy!" Meanwhile there's this mouse. He see's the hunter with the cheese sandwhich who's looking at the bear who's looking at the fish who's looking at my pet fly. He thinks to himself "Damn I'm hungry, if that fly'd just drop five inches that fish'd jump up and grab him, that bear'd run out and grab the fish, that hunter would drop his sandwich and shoot the bear, and I could run out and grab that sandwich and have me some lunch!" Meanwhile theres this cat. He sees the fish looking at the hunter with the sandwich looking at the bear who's looking at the fish who's looking at my pet fly. He thinks to himself "Damn I'm hungry, if that fly'd just drop five inches the fish would jump and grab him that bear'd run out and snatch that fish, that hunter would drop his sandwich and shoot the bear, that mouse would run to grab the sandwich and I could pounce on him and have me some lunch!" All this time my pet fly is still chilling on the branch and he thinks to himself "Damn, its hot up here, bet its cooler about five inches down." So he drops five inches and BAM, the fish jumps and grabs him the bear leaps and snatches the fish, the hunter tosses his sandwich and shoots the bear, the mouse darts out to the sandwich, the cat pounces at the mouse, misses completely and falls in the river. What is the moral of this story? ...When my fly drops five inches, the pussy gets wet. |
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