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July 12, 1990
Subject: IBM BALL REPLACEMENT
Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)

Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.

Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive; however, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

To re-order, specify one of the following:
P/N 33F6424 - Domestic Mouse Balls
P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls
8 comments

anonymous readerReport

2012-02-10 00:14:28
I airmde your blog , it has of lot of information. You just got a perennial visitor of this blog.

anonymous readerReport

2011-05-26 23:24:00
Ummm mice use motion sensor things now... Try putting a stickynote over the sensor or balls on someones mouse. It's fucking funny to watch them try to fix it...

oldcomputerguyReport

2009-12-06 22:34:30
Yeah...computer mice are all eunuchs now, so this joke isn't really funny anymore.

oldcomputerguyReport

2009-12-06 22:34:23
Yeah...computer mice are all eunuchs now, so this joke isn't really funny anymore.

sean0003Report

2009-12-06 18:46:59
Lol

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