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REDNECK POETRY CONTEST The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists-a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was: "Timbuktu." First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: "Slowly across the desert sand, Trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two, Destination - Timbuktu." The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: "Me and Tim a huntin' we went, Met three whores in a pop-up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu." The redneck won hands down! |
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