Lorena Bobbit and Monica Lewinsky were out walking in the park when all of a sudden, a man with a large penis popped out from behind some bushes exposing himself. Lorena turned to Monica and said, "You know, I have a knife in my purse. Would you like me to cut it off?"
"No," replied Monica, "I would rather have you cut me here and here!" (pointing to each corner of her mouth)