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CAR, REINDEER, AND PENIS TALKING by The Porn Joker
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Posted: 2004-03-03
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A car, a penis, and a reindeer were talking about who has the worst job. The car said, "Well, I have the worst job because people run into me and honk at me." The reindeer said, "I have hunters trying to shoot me every year, and I have to avoid getting run over." The penis said, "Well, I have THE WORST job because this guy puts a plastic bag over my head and makes me do push ups until I spit up!
 

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