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The Car Accident by JS-Hellman
Sex Joke , Non-Erotic
Posted: 2009-07-08
13:11:25

Author's infos
Gender: Male    Age: 24    Location: chicago
 
A woman driving a BMW cuts off a man in a pickup truck on the highway. This results in a terrible accident with both cars upside down in the ditch by the road. Both drivers survive and crawl from the wreckage. The woman runs over to the man and says.
"Oh my God are you all right?!
He replies, "I'm ok, are you? what happened?"
"I dont know what happened, but that was terrible and we're both ok. this must mean something." she said
The man looked at her, "like what?"
"i don't know, that we're supposed to meet and have some kind of relationship because of this maybe?"
The man, seeing that she was beautiful, replied "You know, maybe we are!"
The woman went back to the wreck of her car and pulled something from the back seat.
"Look at this, my car's a wreck but this bottle of vodka i had in the back seat isn't broken! This must mean we're supposed to drink to the start of our new relationship."
The man nodds heartily and takes the bottle and belts down a few hefty gulps and hands it back. She takes it, puts the cap back on it and tosses it on the grass. The man, confused, asks.
"aren't you going to have any?"
she replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the police."
 

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