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custody dispute by JS-Hellman
Sex Joke , Consensual Sex, Job/Place-of-work, Male/Female, Non-Erotic
Posted: 2009-07-08
13:10:28

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Gender: Male    Age: 24    Location: chicago
 
A couple get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody of their children. The Judge asks each of them to defend their reasoning for their rights to sole custody.

the wife replies, "The children are really mine, I carried them for nine months and spent hours in labor birthing them! He didn't really do anything!" The judge nods thoughtfully, recognizing the validity of her reasoning and asks for the husbands defense.

The husband thinks for a minute and replies, "Your honor... if you put a dollar into a coke machine and a soda pops out, does that soda belong to you or the machine?"
 

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