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SMALL GUY ON ELEVATOR by The Porn Joker
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Posted: 2004-03-03
20:26:21

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A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown." The small white guy faints!
The big dude picks up the small guy, brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, and asks the small guy, "What's wrong?"
The small white guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?"
The big dude looks down and says, "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says,"Thank God, I thought you said, 'Turn around.' "
 

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