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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"


She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
33 comments

anonymous readerReport

2010-10-31 00:03:17
NO ITS FROM A MINUTE MAID COMMERCIAL

anonymous readerReport

2010-10-31 00:03:17
NO ITS FROM A MINUTE MAID COMMERCIAL

Anonymous readerReport

2009-12-05 17:00:01
Gr8 x

Anonymous readerReport

2009-11-15 17:12:42
I must say:
We in Germany don't have this Commercial, so it's nice, that he has posted it, so I could also laugh about this joke!

Maybe he just had mentioned it ...
keep your patience!

Greetings

Anonymous readerReport

2009-11-08 16:45:17
U stole it from the V8 Juice commercial. Ultra LAME.

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