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the truth about blow jobs by icesnake9985
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Posted: 2009-05-05
09:18:36

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Gender: Male    Age: Secret    Location: San Diego
Introduction: Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in
 
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest
daughter walks in.

Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear... a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night,
they go into their room... they kiss and hug and have sex. (The
daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts his penis in the
mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh, I see, but the other night, when I came into you and daddy's room,
you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.
 

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