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Marriage nights
A deaf and dumb guy and a deaf and dumb girl get married.
On their wedding night she produces a piece of paper on which the following is written.
“On the nights that you want to fuck me, rub my left breast once, on the nights you don’t want to fuck me rub my left breast twice, that way I will know what you need from me”
He thinks what a good idea, and gets his own piece of paper, and writes upon it:-
“On the nights you want to have sex with me pull my cock once, on the nights you don’t want to have sex with me Pull my cock 147 times”



Another one.

Jack and Jill are due to be married the next day, so Jack’s father takes him to one side and tells him that 26 years earlier, on the night he married Jacks mother, the first thing that he did on their wedding night was to remove his trousers and pass them to his new bride.
“Try these on” he told her and she did before replying,
“Oh these trousers are too big for me, I would never be able to wear these”
Jacks father then said
“Well just you remember that as it will always be the man that wears the trousers in this house”
Jack thinks that that is cool, so the next day he repeats the conversation with Jill, which goes just the same, except that at the end Jill removes her panties and passes them to Jack and says,
“Try these on Jack”
Jack tries his best to put them on struggling to get them much above knee level, finally he gives up and says to Jill,
“It just impossible I cannot get into your panties”
Jill then replies,
“And that’s just the way it’s going to stay as long as you have that attitude”
53 comments

anonymous readerReport

2013-01-23 08:35:25
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anonymous readerReport

2012-10-22 13:20:40
Your post has lifted the level of dbetae

anonymous readerReport

2012-06-24 07:34:06
cool man, i love you

anonymous readerReport

2011-12-28 20:42:57
YES!! Finally someone knows how to write jokes thanx! they were both hillarious and once again thanx for the laugh!

anonymous readerReport

2011-06-27 10:56:59
YouÂ’re on top of the game. Thanks for srahnig.

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