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Author's infos Gender: Male Age: Secret Location: Castle Hill, NSW, Australia |
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| Introduction: Comments greatly appreciated .............. Not mine, got these from a different site............. For anyone whose read any of my other intro's you pretty much know everything i've got to say anyway, so enjoy! | ||
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Rugby Commentator: "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." Motor Racing commentator: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical." Weathergirl: "So Trevor, where's that eight inches you promised me last night? Oh, hell! Are we still on air?" Becky Mantin - BBC weathergirl, the day after it was supposed to snow and didn't, to Black newsreader, Trevor McDonald Astronomy commentator: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and it looks like he's just come in his shorts." Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage Golf Commentator on caddy Fanny Sunneson: "Some weeks Nick Faldo likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to play with himself." Running commentator: "Paula has a quick look between her legs and likes what she sees." Motor Racing commentator: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?" James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix Cycling commentator: "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing us what balls he has!" Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." At the rowing medal awards ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?!" |
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