Posted Sat 19th of April 2014
There once was a man, that was an absolute golf NUT. Once each year he would save up for an all expenses paid golf vacation on a resort Island.
This year he met a beautiful woman. and they hit it off famously Golf all day, and wonderful sex all night.
At the end of the 2 weeks, the man proclaimed his love for her and asked her to marry him. HOWEVER, he explained "I LOVE golf, I eat sleep and DRINK Golfs, and you'll have to accept that.
Overwhelmed and close to tears, the woman replied that see too...had a secret that he must first know before they could wed.
"Honey" she said "I'm a Hooker"
The man shrugged and replies "Your breaking your wrists before you hit the ball!
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