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There once was a man, that was an absolute golf NUT. Once each year he would save up for an all expenses paid golf vacation on a resort Island.

This year he met a beautiful woman. and they hit it off famously Golf all day, and wonderful sex all night.

At the end of the 2 weeks, the man proclaimed his love for her and asked her to marry him. HOWEVER, he explained "I LOVE golf, I eat sleep and DRINK Golfs, and you'll have to accept that.

Overwhelmed and close to tears, the woman replied that see too...had a secret that he must first know before they could wed.

"Honey" she said "I'm a Hooker"

The man shrugged and replies "Your breaking your wrists before you hit the ball!
8 comments

anonymous readerReport

2012-10-21 21:03:53
Balance: Put your feet together and try to hit balls like that. Don't worry so much where it goes but more on mankig solid contact with the ball. Tempo: Try to count in your head with your swing. I was taught to think 1-2-3 and 4 [at the pace of a regular clock ticking seconds, where you start taking your club into your backswing at 3 and start your downswing at 4]To keep yourself in the swing make sure you actually look at the whole duration of your swing. Literally see it as it connects with the ball. As with the majority of golf drills, don't attempt to do ALL of this in one practice session. Split it up. Try working on your balance one day and tempo the next. All of our golf games are a work in progress =] Hope this helps you.

anonymous readerReport

2011-05-17 12:19:54
YouÂ’re a real deep thinker. Tahkns for sharing.

Anonymous readerReport

2009-05-09 14:49:01
really don't understand yet.

Anonymous readerReport

2008-07-25 11:31:42
WTF
(Wonderfuly Terribly Funny)
(hehe)

ALEXANDER PHOENIX

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Anonymous readerReport

2008-06-18 15:19:01
I don't get this one either

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