A man walks in to a bathroom and sees a midget pissing at a urinal. He couldn’t help but notice that the midget’s cock had to be two feet long. “ Holy Shit how did you get such a big cock” He asks
“ It’s easy I’m a Leprechaun we have special powers and can grant wishes” the Leprechaun replied
So the man grabs him and says “ Ha I caught you so now you must give me a wish. Right?”
“I guess so “ says the Leprechaun “ What do you want?”
“ I want a big dick like your’s “ He says
“ Ok, no problem, but to do that I have to fuck you in the ass and as I fuck you, your dick will extend out and be two feet long.” the Leprechaun tells him.
“ No Fucking Way . You are not fucking me with that.” the man yells.
“Well you already made your wish, take it or leave it.” the Leprechaun informs him.
So the man thinks about it and decides that it will hurt but, it will be worth it in the long run. So he says yes, the Leprechaun bends him over the sink and starts fucking him hard. Five minutes pass then ten then twenty. Finally the man can’t take it anymore and yells.
“ How long does this take?”
To which the Leprechaun responds.
“ I don’t know, how long have you believed in Leprechauns?”