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Comments from Shadow Dragon
Date Story title Comment
2008-09-22 08:23:41 Jokes about Women I'm sorry if I offended anyone with this page, that was not my intention, hence the reason for adding a 'jokes about men' page. But I mean seriously, who gets offended by a sexist joke on a porn site?!! I thought the first 'offended person' thread was just a joke........ obviously since others have started saying the same thing, I was wrong.... But here's something to think on - out of the 18 thousand odd people who have read this joke only 3 have gotten offended by it, so all in all, I think I did a reasonable job. Thankyou to everyone who put a comment down (yes even you three that thought I was being serious with this page), I enjoyed reading them all, some of them made me smile, while others (the three serious ones) made me crack up laughing. Also a special thankyou to people who put down more women's jokes in these threads for everyone to enjoy.
2008-08-14 20:50:50 Jokes about Men Wow........ THIS is why i prefer telling women jokes, i get WAY better feedback, appreciate the positive comments, but c'mon, it's kinda depressing to only see a few words for feedback........
2008-08-14 20:45:19 Jokes about Women Ok, for the person who said men and women are SEX and GENDER and not RACE, look up the word racism in the dictionary, it classifies pretty much EVERY type of discrimination :P And thats for the awesome feedback people!
2008-07-22 04:52:09 Beer, Cucumber, Boyfriends, Girlfriends Jokes etc Funny, you say you have thousands more, you should put them up here, i enjoyed reading them.
2008-07-14 06:23:56 How to Shower........... No offense to 'Pocket', thx for the great comment and all, but i seriously don't know anyone who does push-up's in the shower, i mean, either your shower must be huge or you're a midget..........
2008-07-14 06:10:51 Bumper Stickers Ok, first I'll respond to the too many repetitions part; when I wrote this I was pretty out of it from exhaustion and so i pretty much wrote down whatever lines popped into my head, it also didn't help having a few of my friends their chirping away their own suggestions, and as most people get the same ideas from one place or another, their were alot of repeats....... Next, Atheism Guy, you are an idiot, as I've learned from long time satirist, Maddox, if your going to insult someone, do it right, atheism MAY be a non-profit organization, i don't know, but even if it is, they got the name from it's true meaning, i.e. someone who understands the major religions and chooses not to accept them.
2008-06-21 05:27:50 Cyber-sex Thx pplz, glad you like it so much, if i find anything else along these lines i'll let you know.
2008-06-21 05:25:07 Murphy's laws of combat operations... Yeh, i know it's copied, a friend showed me the site and i thought it would make a good addition on xnxx so others could read it, like i've said on my other threads, i get my stuff from friends and when i've had too much to drink at a party..... And you know, hence the heading of "Murphy's" law's, not mine.
2008-06-21 05:22:01 Hangover ratings Sorry dude, yeh i know i know, my other material is alot better, but most of these things are just what friends tell me that made me laugh, common sense, or occasionally things i come up with at like midnight after i've had too much to drink........
2008-06-11 05:34:07 One of the best stories I've ever read, i'm more of a jokes man myself, but this story was WHOA!! Message me if you ever have the time, i'd love to talk with you........ No i'm not trying to hit on you, so don't worry, if i was i'd come on with something like "So........ how YOU doin'?" You just sound like an interesting person and your stories are inspirational.
2008-06-07 06:21:57 Rules of being a guy Dude's this is a JOKE!! GET OVER IT!! No woman is going to take this seriously, and if they do, WHO CARES?!! Are you honestly telling me that some douchbag is going to set his girlfriend's cat on fire and throw it into a ceiling fan?!! THATS INANE!! And yes, 'inane' is a word.......... Look it up.........

 

 

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