A Dominican Vacation (part 1 of 4?)
||To whomever posted that comment: thank you for being vigilant about plagiarism but you're wrong. I mean, you're kind of right and kind of wrong. I did post this story on this site, then there was some sort of malicious attack on the server or something and it was no longer posted so I re-wrote it a little and posted it again. I mean, if someone else posted this story on this site, then they somehow plagiarized me which would, of course, be fucked up, but kind of flattering too. I can tell you that this is my original work (for better or for worse) and if I were to steal someone else's writing, I'd pick someone who writes better than I do (see my favorites).