||Mommy's hidden lust
||I saw that story in a comic. Are any of your stories original or do you just take others' ideas and expand on them?
||Let me bite your tits
||You anonymous critics are assholes- I was telling that joke LONG before that movie came out. I didn't make it up, but I can't remember where I heard it. And are you guys so stupid you think every joke on here is an original? We all heard them somewhere, just passing them along for your amusement.....
||I'm hot for my older sister 3
||Look under "INCEST" for parts one and two. Part 4 has been submitted and will be posted in a day or two.
||I'm hot for my older sister
||Part 2 is down below (not as highly rated, sad to say). Part 3 will be posted in a couple of days
||Rules of being a guy
||What 2 words will clear a men's locker room faster than any other? "NICE DICK!!!"
That would probably clear out a women's locker room pretty quick, too
||If MY woman bitched that much about sucking my dick I'd strip her naked, ditch her in a biker bar, and call her sister for some action....
||Beer VS. Pussy
||Pour a quality beer over her smelly snatch before eating it out.
||Bumper stickers I had on my car:
Support Mental Health, or I'LL KILL YOU!!
Avoid hangovers, STAY DRUNK
I made Linda Lovelace CHOKE
||Science teacher and her students
||Sorry- was looking for a joke, started out with a 61 year old woman wanting sex from teenagers. Sorry, couldn't finish it- even the most hard up teenage boy doesn't want sex THAT bad.