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Story title |
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| 2013-01-04 18:21:29 |
Janice and Wayne |
It sounded like a blue version episode of Last of the Summer Wine, you are not Marina are you? :) |
| 2013-01-04 18:11:26 |
Janice and Wayne meet Ron |
Sounds like it was a lovely day apart from the weather. :) |
| 2012-08-07 18:58:30 |
Hand Job. |
My wonderful friends, I am so sorry to hear others have been using my jokes which were meant exclusively for you great people. l only write jokes in the hope it will give you, my tremendous buddies a smile or two. I do not know what I would do without your comeradeship, you all keep me going in my darkest moments. Thank you all so much. |
| 2012-07-31 17:10:30 |
Bottom Trouble. |
Thank you so much making a comment, it was jolly decent of you. |
| 2012-07-28 19:40:18 |
Family Life. |
Thank you all so much for spending precious time to comment on this joke, I am ever so pleased that some of you have found the experience of reading it rewarding. |
| 2012-07-28 19:37:27 |
What a Shock. |
Thank you so much for spending time to make a comment, I am delighted for everyone who gained even a little pleasure from the joke. To anyone who did not like it, I can only say sorry and try to do much better in the future. |
| 2012-07-28 19:33:13 |
QUICKIES. |
Thank you for taking the time to comment, it is very kind of you. |
| 2012-07-26 09:25:32 |
What a Shock. |
Below, I am so sorry you did not enjoy what I hoped would be a small piece of entertainment. However, thank you so much for taking the time to comment, and once again sorry for my inadequate sex joke. |
| 2012-05-18 18:20:32 |
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Hi Twisted, I see marcdoodle has voted negative on each part of this. I don't think it is a case of him not liking the stories, he must have social issues he can't deal with. |
| 2012-02-06 13:29:48 |
Two friends at a bar |
It is just you noajoke you are miserable. lol. lol. lol. |
| 2012-01-14 20:34:20 |
Family Only |
u lost me at the 1st paragragh...now im lost gees thanks retard!
What is this rubbish you have written on my story. Have you no manners or were you born ignorant? You write like a five year old. I agree with the other reader who seems to think you are something of a simpleton. If you have constructive criticism by all means post it, but not in the style of a dimwit which you come across as. Now go away and come back when a little intelligence has managed to soak its way into your thick skull. Thank you. |
| 2012-01-08 19:19:44 |
Family Only Part 2. |
hey noajoke, I think you are a joke. lol, lol, lol. |
| 2011-08-23 08:12:15 |
Sex and the Church. |
I have spent today reading all of my stories and jokes. They are so wonderful and really cheered me up. I sometimes wonder where my talent comes from, perhaps the love from my fans inspire me. I thank you, for it is you that have made me truly great. |
| 2011-08-21 17:22:22 |
What type of Nuts are these? |
Do not be fooled by people pretending to be me. I have voted positive on your joke. It is never me unless you see my name as the official poster. |
| 2011-08-21 17:13:37 |
Bus Driver |
This is a great joke, I have voted positive, do not be fooled by the empty heads pretending to be me. |
| 2011-08-21 17:00:28 |
Proud fathers |
Look at the stupid negative voters ruining this site. This is a great joke and it gets a positive from me. |
| 2011-08-21 06:00:18 |
Explanation of Cuckold. |
Hello all my fans, just to remind you, I put my name to ALL my words, I do not want anyone else claiming them. You must realise that lots of people love my works, they are not all trolls like you. But I am not here to chastise you, I want to encourage you, in the hope that one day you may recover, and go on to better things. I mean, the post below where you have left a wide gap, unless it is your way of showing everyone how empty your head is, don't you feel silly now? Hug your pillow and cry next time you think of doing that again. Now enjoy the rest of your day, and if you are feeling down, read one of my stories to cheer yourself up. |
| 2011-08-21 05:49:48 |
Family Only Part 2. |
Below, don't be alarmed by them, they are quite harmless. I often come and speak to them, my words of wisdom seem to help I will always be here for the trolls, or dead heads as you call themlol, they have no one else. I can easily tell which is which, one in partcular only has a few words. Society has washed its hands of them, now all they have is an anonymous world, and my comforting words. |
| 2011-08-21 05:42:35 |
Family Only Part 3. Beth's pre night incestation. |
To all you trolls who are hated by everyone. I will tend to you, I know how you suffer, it is hard to get by in life when you are dimmer than a dead light bulb. But I don't hate you for it, goodness no, I want to help you with your lacking. Feel free to read all my work, and inspire yourself, there do you feel better now? |
| 2011-08-21 05:08:49 |
How much can you get in? |
I say you below, are you annoyed by any chance lol. You seem to have the brain of a small pencil that has no lead in it lol. I am only giving you trolls a taste of your own medicine, and you are finding it very hard to swallow, which is excellent, lol. lol. You may now carry on with your worship of me, on your knees. |
| 2011-08-20 06:47:36 |
You won't cheat on me again. |
Please, I know I am wonderful that is why you are pretending to be me. But Wimmers never forgets to log in, I am too perfect for that. No one can ever imitate me, you can only fool the fools and complete idiots like the one post below me. So what pleasure can you gain by tricking the poor mentally challenged. You can acquire all the happiness you need by reading my stories and jokes over and over again. These are free words of wisdom, brought to you by the one and only me. |
| 2011-08-18 16:17:31 |
Family Only |
Thank you, now you can see the imbeciles I have been putting up with all this time. I feel like a missionary trying to educate a hopless society. |
| 2011-08-17 18:14:06 |
Third Party. |
I have got you anonymous coward, lol.lol.lol. |
| 2011-08-17 18:12:19 |
How much can you get in? |
And you you piece of dick brained afterbirth who called me a mispeller, you have called me a (douchbag) on all my stories. You spelt it wrong every time, don't tell me as an English teacher about grammar. I have had my rage, now i will return to looking down on you again, bow before me. lol.lol.lol. I will try not to step on you, dont want to spread shit everywhere do I? lol.lol.lol. |
| 2011-08-17 17:59:32 |
How much can you get in? |
Below, you know so little. You worry about people like me in the world, yet you support the people who say they pray every night for me and my family to die. It is imbeciles like you who shout your mouth off without having a clue about what has been said that make me vomit. Show me where I have spammed ANYONE. Everything I write is in my NAME, you are just a piece of half witted shit that believes what anonymous write in my name. Learn about the postings of half wit spammers before you attempt to speak again, you thick fucking dozy cunt face bastard. |
| 2011-08-17 11:02:08 |
How much can you get in? |
Just popping by to say hi to all my adoring fans, you may masturbate while you think about me. |
| 2011-08-16 18:15:56 |
ONENAUGHTYGIRL. |
Below so glad you have read this story again, you will learn so much from genius writers. Now who wrote this wonderful classic story, OH GOSH it was me, I should have known. You are lucky to have access to classics like this without having to visit the worlds finest galleries. |
| 2011-08-16 18:09:41 |
Flat Mates Only. |
Below stop writing silly posts or you will be grounded. Not only that I will ban you from reading my great jokes and stories, then what would you do. Now go and dry your eyes and wipe your nose. There thats better, now you can read my classics, good boy. |
| 2011-08-16 17:43:16 |
Sweet Melody |
Below, you must adore me, you have read almost all my stories today. I would love to send you a copy of my book How To Win Friends And Influence People. I am sure you have one or two friends, but with this you would learn how to get on my path to greatness. Till you receive a copy, keep reading my work, bye, pip pip. |
| 2011-08-16 17:34:25 |
Family Only |
Below, that's really great pretending you don't worship me; a good angle. I like to think that reading my wonderful works has helped you come up with these new ideas. You are making great strides, I may mention your progress in my new How to Succeed book.
I will always be around for totally devoted fans like you; I must have been born to be generous. |
| 2011-08-13 19:47:50 |
Family Only Part 2. |
Fans your superstar has arrived, yes just for you I have brought my superior self here. What would a weekend be without a word from me? I will always be around to cheer you up; I am just so unselfish I guess. |
| 2011-08-13 19:39:50 |
Family Only |
Just thought I would say hi to all my devoted fans. I know it's hard without me, but you can always read my stuff to cheer you up. I have a huge apple tree in my garden, I only wish I could send all you good folks one. Adios for now my loyal followers. |
| 2011-08-12 18:41:02 |
You won't cheat on me again. |
Hi fans, only have time to wave today, but it is enough if you can hang on to every word I say. It's the trouble with being amazing; I never have time to tell you about my greatness, maybe another time. |
| 2011-08-12 18:34:42 |
Sweet, Sweet Love. |
Fans, thank you once again for worshiping the ground I walk on. The only reason I am a GREAT, is because of wonderful people like you; coupled with my brilliance. What a fantastic team we make; I bet you are so happy having me as your role model. |
| 2011-08-12 18:27:30 |
Explanation of Cuckold. |
My dear fans your loyalty knows no bounds; I know you idolise me; and I don't blame you. You have seen your chance to speak to a great like me; and taken that chance with both hands. Keep up your adventerous spirit; who knows; one day you may be lucky enough to have my autograph. I do hope none of you are starving; if you were I would send you some cream cake coupons. |
| 2011-08-12 18:19:27 |
Family Only Part 3. Beth's pre night incestation. |
My dear fans, I know so many of you adore me, so for that reason I am so sorry I have not posted in a while. I never forget you though; because without you; I would not be the remarkable person I am today.Sometimes I think I love you all more than you love me, how amazing is that? |
| 2011-08-12 18:12:52 |
Beths Incestation |
Yes I do have that effect, I drive most women crazy despite trying not to. My dear public, if only I could take you all for a nice cup of tea: and a slice of cake. |
| 2011-08-12 18:07:38 |
Flat Mates Only. |
Thank you all my fans, reading all of your comments has made me so humble. Without you I may never have turned out to be the genius I am today. So even if you never do another worthwhile thing in your lives; you can always tell your grandchildren; that you once communicated with the GREAT WIMMERS. They won't believe you, but you will know the truth. |
| 2011-08-12 18:06:39 |
Flat Mates Only. |
Thank you all my fans, reading all of your comments has made me so humble. Without you I may never have turned out to be the genius I am today. So even if you never do another worthwhile thing in your lives; you can always tell your grandchildren; that you once communicated with the GREAT WIMMERS. They won't believe you, but you will know the truth. |
| 2011-08-12 17:56:35 |
How much can you get in? |
Seeing you all here enjoying my wonderful jokes makes me so happy. I think that having terrific fans like you is what makes me such an amazing writer. If anyone ever tells you that you are worthless, they will have me to deal with. You are the inspiration behind my works of art, thank you all dearly. |
| 2011-08-11 19:15:03 |
Beths Incestation |
So glad you are all enjoying my truly amazing story. |
| 2011-08-08 09:29:00 |
Cousin Ashley Gets Her Own Story |
Sam seems to be very interesting; and probably a lot more to her than first meets the eye. However a trip to the party with Ryan; could lead to almost anything. I would take the sexual degrading route with Ryan; plus she cantake her innocent friends along. |
| 2011-08-04 19:25:39 |
Beths Incestation |
Below if you were a Red Indian your name would be Brain of a Crazy Buffalo. lol,lol.lol. |
| 2011-08-03 07:19:27 |
Family Only |
Below, You have wrote "i be a 5 yr old" are you lol, lol, --No because five year olds can write better than you, lol, lol. How many more times must I humiliate you?
Did you know that you are in the picture dictionary quite a lot? You are listed under Dumb, Dozy, Dickhead and Disaster to name but a few. At least you are good to laugh at, lol.lol. |
| 2011-07-23 06:15:11 |
How much can you get in? |
Below don't you think I have humiliated you enough without coming back for more? Only imbeciles put their e-mails up for everyone to see. As you have put yours up this point has been well and truly proved. Just go away and say DUUHH. |
| 2011-07-12 09:17:47 |
The Girl Of His Best Friend |
Below have you ever heard the joke told like that before? She created a very hot story from a short joke. Lots of the stories here are based on other events. I, and a lot of other people would be more than happy to see her re-tell a lot more jokes with such description. |
| 2011-07-11 13:00:31 |
The Girl Of His Best Friend |
Very well written Jayney, sex and humour what more can you ask for. |
| 2011-06-28 12:26:45 |
As a Dodo pt 3 |
This is the best secret agent code story I have ever read, are you on a mission now. |
| 2011-06-15 15:35:33 |
Family Only Part 3. Beth's pre night incestation. |
Below please don't be envious of my superiority, I will help you to become as great as me, all you have to do is ask. |
| 2011-06-15 15:03:32 |
Prostitute Sex. |
I just hope some of my genius rubs off on my imitators, it's lonely sometimes being so far ahead of the rest. |
| 2011-06-15 14:56:53 |
Naughty Nuns and Father David. |
Below you have put Wimmers and genius in the same sentence, it's great to know you are finally starting to understand things. You will do well following my teachings. |
| 2011-06-11 19:09:33 |
Family Only Part 2. |
Below you are copying my words about your therapist lol. Do you want me to write all your comments for you lol. lol. lol. |
| 2011-06-11 19:04:48 |
How much can you get in? |
Below I am going to finish the rest of the post for you, try to learn from me.
Wimmers cock is less then one inch away from my girlfriends open legs. She is begging him to fuck her, I wonder why she never begs poor me, is it because I am a loser ?
I wish I was wonderful like he is; I hope he does not take my girlfriend off me. |
| 2011-05-28 19:29:37 |
Explanation of Cuckold. |
Below your depression is still affecting you I see. Don't listen to them when they say you are stupid. |
| 2011-05-22 14:11:31 |
Free Spirited (10)...Job Training (New Years Day 1999) |
Great story I absolutely loved it. |
| 2011-05-20 17:33:07 |
You won't cheat on me again. |
Below I would love to know what you mean. It's not often you see the word thanks here, thanks. |
| 2011-05-20 17:22:50 |
Maggot. |
Below please try to broaden your horizons. It's time to stop laughing at people who slip on banana skins. |
| 2011-05-20 17:20:24 |
Flat Mates Only. |
Great stuff Joe, I am glad there is someone here who understands humour. |
| 2011-04-15 12:59:49 |
Outback Bar |
Because he was wearing a monocle, the barman will have thought he had plenty of money. |
| 2011-04-10 12:59:19 |
Panties and Gloves |
Below, I never forget to log out. I think all the jokes I post are excellent; I would not post them otherwise. J.S. Hellman did not forget to log out either; he left the site after he after his spamming madness. |
| 2011-04-03 13:32:03 |
Miss Brahms Is Shagged |
Seems the males at Grace bros are in the xtra large department; no wonder Mr Humphries enjoys checking their inside legs. |
| 2011-03-29 08:17:02 |
Free Spirited (09)...My first job (New Years Day 1999) |
This story becomes more compelling with each new chapter. |
| 2011-03-29 06:11:32 |
2010-Mysterious Rendevouz |
This is one of the best short sex stories I have ever read. |
| 2011-03-27 14:55:17 |
Sweet Melody |
Right wilbur lol get that?
I will have the story removed from the competititititon even though it is only a typo in the comments. Suicide will be crossing my mind as I face up to the disgrace of it all. |
| 2011-03-27 13:53:23 |
Miss Brahms is Spanked |
wilbur, all that sex and not one mention of Mr's Slocums pussy, You may have to see young Mr Grace when you are free. Eastenders fans will be after you locking Pauline in the cupboard with that lecherous Captain Peacock. |
| 2011-03-25 19:45:40 |
Playing Away From Home. |
@spammers, Have you counted all the child posts you have made? Do you think this is normal behaviour? Seek help before it is too late; I will ask all my friends to pray for you. |
| 2011-03-25 10:58:22 |
Karens response |
What a refreshing change of style; I enjoyed reading it; it was like a personal letter. |
| 2011-03-24 07:35:23 |
The Minister's Daughters |
lol I liked it; it's good that you post a variety of stories. |
| 2011-03-23 20:00:51 |
You won't cheat on me again. |
What a strange spammer you are lol; you keep repeating yourself like this; lol,lol, lol, lol. |
| 2011-03-23 19:57:17 |
Living The Dream. |
Everyone thinks it's a great story with the exception of one silly spammer; namely you. Why do you spam; is it an illness?lol lol, lol, lol. |
| 2011-03-23 19:48:27 |
A Time To Come. |
I do not know who you are below, but thanks I can't believe I have got a positive comment; after two years of spam. |
| 2011-03-22 18:54:50 |
limerick |
Wilbur; I love the dedication. Wait till you have remarks like these on everything you write. I write good stuff; and still get trashed. I will still give you a positive vote however; that is what makes me simply the best. |
| 2011-03-21 20:25:10 |
drive |
W.G.F. I gave you a positive vote for having the balls to post that lol. |
| 2011-03-21 20:21:12 |
Flat Mates Only. |
Hey thicko below; do you think a semi colon is an operation? lol. lol. lol. lol. |
| 2011-03-21 18:31:42 |
Flat Mates Only. |
Below I am an English master; you don't even have a name. lol, lol, lol, lol, lol. |
| 2011-03-21 17:32:32 |
Erotobots Do The Funniest Things |
I really liked this one; I am always looking for something original; and this is certainly that. |
| 2011-03-20 09:20:33 |
Flat Mates Only. |
Below, I did not, and never have spamed anyone. It was some idiot stirring up trouble, unfortunately a lot more idiots fell for it, seems like you have as well. You will never find spam by me ever, I hate spam. If you check you will see none of the spam has my name on. It was done by a gutless wonder too scared to put his name on. If you were a member you might get to know all about the scum trolls; who sneak around this site. |
| 2011-03-17 16:02:13 |
Flat Mates Only. |
Below thanks for giving my joke another read; wot scared to post your name? I will call you coward mush, lol seems like a nice name for you. lol coward mush. |
| 2011-03-13 14:34:18 |
School Bullies #2 |
You wrote this story very well; I will read more of yours. |
| 2011-03-12 07:12:57 |
Proud fathers |
Excellent joke, keep it up. |
| 2011-03-09 17:10:07 |
Third Party. |
Part two of this great story will be out soon. |
| 2011-03-09 14:43:02 |
Sweet Melody |
Trolls like you are ruining this site; this story is entered into a competitition. I just hope that visitors here do not think this site is full of spamming idiots like you. Try talking to yourself; perhaps you will be able to solve your mental issues. I say that only because you keep refusing to seek professional help. Do you tell any of your family what you spend your time doing? I think you should; they probably know about your problems and will help you.
I will pray for you. |
| 2011-03-09 14:08:08 |
Third Party. |
How come trolls never leave a name? Are you scared? Your half witted words are worthless without a name. That is the difference between us you are a sneaky snake in the grass. You do need help and you are only fooling yourself if you think you don't. I get no pleasure from outwitting a simpleton like you. "A Negative vote for your bullshit"? is that all you have to offer. Tell your doctor if he does not give you a note to see a psychiatrist; you will change to a doctor who will. |
| 2011-03-09 07:59:52 |
Third Party. |
It's interesting that both people who voted this story negative are friends and write the same sort of stuff. Perhaps they have a monopoly on it; or can't handle competition? |
| 2011-03-08 16:16:57 |
Mistress Hazel |
Let's hope no one trys to ruin people enjoying the reading of this story again.. |
| 2011-03-08 16:12:01 |
Mistress Hazel |
Change the page over.turn it over to the next page. |
| 2011-03-08 16:11:04 |
Mistress Hazel |
Change the page over. |
| 2011-03-08 16:10:40 |
Mistress Hazel |
Change the page over. |
| 2011-03-08 16:10:27 |
Mistress Hazel |
Change the page over. |
| 2011-03-08 16:10:09 |
Mistress Hazel |
Change the page over. |
| 2011-03-08 16:09:52 |
Mistress Hazel |
Change the page over. |
| 2011-03-08 16:09:39 |
Mistress Hazel |
Change the page over. |
| 2011-03-08 16:09:21 |
Mistress Hazel |
Change the page over. |
| 2011-03-07 17:05:48 |
Sweet Melody |
Thanks for that comment, I really appreciate iit. |
| 2011-03-07 08:29:27 |
Let yourself go |
It is a good first story, I hope you write many more. |
| 2011-03-07 06:05:55 |
Slut School 2 |
Very original, it's nice to read about training without them being tied up and dragged everywhere. |
| 2011-02-24 14:21:42 |
Explanation of Cuckold. |
I am aware that you below must read a lot more. Become familiar with the world; try not to be a sheep. You don't have to thank me for this help; I feel it is my duty to assist such as yourself. Don't be afraid to tell your therapist about the problems you are having. |
| 2011-02-23 18:17:07 |
Family Only Part 3. Beth's pre night incestation. |
Below, please look up parody and sattire on Google it will educate you. And please try to spell your insults correctly; or are you trying to get a very high thicko rating? |
| 2011-02-23 18:12:31 |
Family Only Part 2. |
Below, you must have help soon. Your thinking is becoming deranged. Ask your family and friendsif they know of a good therapist who can help you. Try not to worry, you will pull through these troubled times. |
| 2011-02-23 17:53:15 |
How much can you get in? |
Below you still have not got help; hurry while there is still a little time. |
| 2011-02-12 06:56:14 |
Free Spirited (5)..Paying to Stay (1998) |
This story keeps on getting better and better. |
| 2011-02-08 19:47:41 |
How much can you get in? |
One person has wrote all those negative votes. I really am worried about your state of mind now. Please go and see a therapist NOW. You may still have a chance; but act quickly. I will pray for you. |
| 2011-02-07 06:50:46 |
Sweet, Sweet Love. |
Below, trolls like you are ruining this site. Do you think people are going to listen to someone who does not even put their name up? I never leave bad comments on others jokes. I have said many times; everything I post has my name on. The bad comments are left by idiots like you trying to blame me. People will not be fooled by halfwits ; I really do feel sorry for you. |
| 2011-02-05 07:08:42 |
My friend had a hot mom |
arealgasm-I know exactly what the earlier poster meant. Of course I am not aying you did it deliberately because the story was above yours. But due to the voting system being broken the front page has remained stagnant. This has enabled me to check on the voting patterns. I am disgusted by the number of writers who have voted down stories which are on the front page at the same time as theirs. Equally amazing is these writers never seem to give positive voters to anyone. To say it is not happening because of their own interest is the same as looking the other way. |
| 2011-01-31 15:17:09 |
Sweet, Sweet Love. |
Hey dickhead below, I don't knock other peoples jokes; how many times do I have to say you thick cunt everrything has my name on. Not like you; you piece of chicken shitbag hiding behind anonymous. Grow some balls and put your name on. You can always hide under the bed in your room if it gets too tough for you. |
| 2011-01-31 05:16:18 |
Raping Pam. |
I like this story; but prefer your others even though they are lower rated. |
| 2011-01-30 16:06:36 |
Free Spirited (03)..Fifteen (1997) |
I think you have an excellent series here Twisted. |
| 2011-01-27 06:28:45 |
Family Only |
This is supposed to be a joke not wank material lol. |
| 2011-01-21 17:09:20 |
Taxi Home |
Below I mentioned the word miserable and you immediately copied by using the same word; something you should never do. Let that be a lesson to you; and don't be so slow witted again in the future. |
| 2011-01-15 08:20:27 |
Family Only |
Below, no hand job for you then, you will have to do your own as usual. |
| 2011-01-12 17:44:55 |
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You have a great series here. |
| 2011-01-08 20:14:49 |
Give me a blowjob |
Below I voted for this story then you go on my script and call me a fag. You have not the wit to battle with me. I now consider you a sly backstabbing ####. |
| 2011-01-07 20:01:05 |
Forced To Be Female Part 6 |
I would recommend reading all parts of this it is excellent reading. |
| 2011-01-02 19:06:58 |
Womens Night Out. |
I love this joke. You should all thank me for bringing it to the site. |
| 2011-01-02 14:26:51 |
Sweet, Sweet Love. |
Below spamming is not fighting. No one can match my great wit. Hellman was fooled by a slow witted troll. EVERYTHING I post has my name on, like this piece.
The trolls can never reduce my master work. |
| 2011-01-02 14:21:20 |
Prostitute Sex. |
This is a fucking great joke, who posted it?
Oh I did, might have guessed. |
| 2011-01-02 14:19:28 |
Panties and Gloves |
Below if you are The Joker how come no cunts laughing. You are not a joker you are a naughty piece of shit. Now go and wash your neck and behind your ears. |
| 2011-01-02 14:14:16 |
Tittle Your Fancy. |
JS Hellman, tricked into spamming by a troll. I hope you have learned your lesson. |
| 2011-01-02 14:12:08 |
Friends Confessions. |
daddytime You sound depressing, I will bear you in mind for hauntings at Halloweeen. |
| 2011-01-02 14:04:11 |
How much can you get in? |
You below are a coward who dare not use his own name. You have a sad existence; your only pleasure is reading great writers like me. Notice I have used MY name.
Now run away to a corner where no one else can see you be dreadful. |
| 2011-01-02 13:59:49 |
Flat Mates Only. |
You below, why spam like that? Where you born daft or is it self taught? |
| 2011-01-01 19:35:02 |
Family Only |
A free handjob given by the person of your choice, for everyone that votes positive for this. |
| 2010-12-26 18:31:19 |
Flat Mates Only. |
Below you must be wrong. He is a male who has no sisters. Also they only got the flat a few weeks ago. You may be thinking of someone who lost touch with his Uncle when he fell off a ship. Do you think that is it? |
| 2010-12-25 08:50:40 |
Cult of Sexuality-Part 2 |
I have voted positive because of the story idea and very good writing. You have written the sex scenes very well in very fine detail; I would like to see details of the clan/ cult written in equally fine detail. |
| 2010-12-21 20:54:07 |
Beths Incestation |
Below there is not a spelling mistake on there.
By the way it is English not english. |
| 2010-12-13 13:15:46 |
MILF mother i would like to fuck |
I HAVE POSTED A STORY READ YOU WILL LIKE IT TRUST ME ITS CALLED Backstage Heros. |
| 2010-12-05 09:25:06 |
Me and My Brothers Chapter X |
Got to page 2 to read due to morons. |
| 2010-12-05 09:24:35 |
Me and My Brothers Chapter X |
Got to page 2 to read due to morons. |
| 2010-12-05 09:24:11 |
Me and My Brothers Chapter X |
Got to page 2 to read due to morons. |
| 2010-12-05 09:23:34 |
Me and My Brothers Chapter X |
Got to page 2 to read due to morons. |
| 2010-12-05 09:21:11 |
Me and My Brothers Chapter X |
Got to page 2 to read due to morons. |
| 2010-12-05 09:20:44 |
Me and My Brothers Chapter X |
Got to page 2 to read due to morons. |
| 2010-12-05 09:20:25 |
Me and My Brothers Chapter X |
Got to page 2 to read due to morons. |
| 2010-12-05 09:19:53 |
Me and My Brothers Chapter X |
Got to page 2 to read due to morons. |
| 2010-12-05 09:19:35 |
Me and My Brothers Chapter X |
Got to page 2 to read due to morons. |
| 2010-12-05 09:18:29 |
Me and My Brothers Chapter X |
Go to page 2, to read due to idiots. |
| 2010-11-28 08:47:21 |
Friends For Dinner |
I love the very large portions of humour. |
| 2010-11-23 19:45:33 |
The parrot and viagra |
Nice one pervy pete, hope it got a gobble off the turkey. |
| 2010-11-22 19:59:42 |
Amish Girl: Raped By A Goat |
Notice you got a 100% rating? There's a really good reason for that :) And Wimmers, that's a stupid question. It's quite physically IMPOSSIBLE for a human to have a goats child. Or any other animal, for that matter. Read up on genetics. Google helps. Use it.
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Of course you can what about Buffalo Bill? |
| 2010-11-22 19:52:54 |
From Nyotaimori to Teppanyaki |
I voted you positive, but only as a black comedy. Some of your lines are classic. |
| 2010-11-22 05:15:47 |
How much can you get in? |
Below enjoy your misery, with your mind you are stuck with it for life. Watch some road accident videos I am sure they are the things that amuse you. |
| 2010-11-21 12:37:51 |
Amish Girl: Raped By A Goat |
Will she have any kids? |
| 2010-11-20 19:16:39 |
Hot tub Fun |
Can you make room for me in the tub? |
| 2010-11-04 14:14:35 |
Family Only |
NWUKlad, Alternate universe??? Have you ever read the forums here? This is the norm, believe me. |
| 2010-11-03 15:40:51 |
How much can you get in? |
Below, why are there people like you who moan about the slightest thing? |
| 2010-11-02 20:12:19 |
Taxi Home |
Below, what you mean is you have forgotten how to laugh, and for the last twenty years have been a miserable git. lol. |
| 2010-11-02 20:09:30 |
How much can you get in? |
tisinmyface, Those pics will never sell. they are in black and white as they never had colour 70 years ago when that joke came out, lol |
| 2010-11-02 20:06:15 |
Naughty Nuns and Father David. |
Below, have you always been this witty? lol never mind you might be normal one day. |
| 2010-11-02 08:50:37 |
Give my wife a baby. |
Below, the story was wrote in England not America. Why are there so many whinging people around like you who moan at every little thing? I challenge you to put something up that is not piss poor.
What a plonker you are.---------Is that non American enough for you? |
| 2010-10-27 17:49:43 |
KESSLING |
I tried to vote and give it a positive, but it won\'t let me. Voting is nullified. |
| 2010-10-25 15:36:13 |
Maggot. |
Hello maggot below, how nice to see you. I wrote this just for you. Do you recognise yourself as the thicko in it? I hope your therapy is going well, who knows you could be normal one day. Don\'t give up hope.
Listen to what your nurse tells you, and try not to masturbate on the bus anymore. Now back to your shit bowl before they come looking for you. |
| 2010-10-02 12:09:46 |
Beths Incestation |
This is the fourth part of a series, did you read the other three? I think not.-------Firstly I would not go on to a very low rated story to cry out negative votes unless it was personal which it probably is. This place is full of incest stories. So as something light hearted I created a world in which it is disgusting to fuck non relations. I think I did it very well, but probably upset a lot of people who take their love of incest very seriously. It has gone down ver well on other sites to prove it. So if it is too much for you I do not give a fuck. Go and moan somewhere else. |
| 2010-09-25 07:02:13 |
Beths Incestation |
J.S. Hellman the trolls want to know if you want to buy London Bridge. |
| 2010-09-25 06:57:14 |
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Below is what you fell for as written by me. Notice it does not have my name on this does. Try using your brain if you have one. |
| 2010-09-25 06:53:41 |
Viagra Needed |
.S. Hellman-----You believe anything, people make fortunes selling famous landmarks to idiots like you. Trolls have fooled you what a mug you are. |
| 2010-09-25 06:53:04 |
Drunken Threesome? |
.S. Hellman-----You believe anything, people make fortunes selling famous landmarks to idiots like you. Trolls have fooled you what a mug you are. |
| 2010-09-25 06:52:14 |
Taxi Home |
.S. Hellman-----You believe anything, people make fortunes selling famous landmarks to idiots like you. Trolls have fooled you what a mug you are. |
| 2010-09-25 06:51:03 |
Naughty Nuns and Father David. |
.S. Hellman-----You believe anything, people make fortunes selling famous landmarks to idiots like you. Trolls have fooled you what a mug you are. |
| 2010-09-25 06:48:00 |
You won't cheat on me again. |
J.S. Hellman-----You believe anything, people make fortunes selling famous landmarks to idiots like you. |
| 2010-09-25 06:45:08 |
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JS-Hellman
2010-09-25 06:03:38
A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.
...douchebag
Are you thick or just doing a god impression? Did you see my name next to those spam messages? Everything I post has my name on it. You seem an half wit who falls for a three card trick. If it does not have my name on I never posted it. This has my name on. Try using your brain for once in your life. And no I have not voted all your stories negative like you did to mine. Fool the trolls will be laughing at you. |
| 2010-09-25 06:42:49 |
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JS-Hellman
2010-09-25 06:03:38
A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... js-hellman posts much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.
...douchebag
Are you thick or just doing a god impression? Did you see my name next to those spam messages? Everything I post has my name on it. You seem an half wit who falls for a three card trick. If it does not have my name on I never poted it. This has my name on. Try using your brain for once in your life. And no I have not voted all your stories negative like you did to mine. Fool the trolls will be laughing at you. |
| 2010-09-24 13:43:29 |
You won't cheat on me again. |
Hello silly spammers. |
| 2010-09-24 07:20:24 |
College Girls |
Very good story, enjoyed it. |
| 2010-09-22 19:16:56 |
Travelling sperm |
I give you a positive even if it does take some swallowing. |
| 2010-09-22 11:08:38 |
Beths Incestation |
Jacko I just sent you a test mail and it says sent. Mine is working fine. |
| 2010-09-20 17:27:45 |
Dianne's problem |
For the record Jacko is a friend of mine. So troll tell your doctor the tablets are not working. He may be able to send you somewhere. lol. |
| 2010-09-19 15:11:20 |
810 more jokes |
This is fantastic, you deserve a medal. Anyone who voted negative on this all I can say is, Shame on You. |
| 2010-09-17 14:19:19 |
Beths Incestation |
Seems my shaking of the shit pot has really got my magotts hopping. lol. |
| 2010-09-17 14:17:25 |
Beths Incestation |
wow this is awful. and learn how to fuckin spell. ur english is absurdly bad
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This give me a laugh lol, have you never heard of capital letters? (ur) what sort of language is that? Do yourself a favour and go back to school, do you want to be a maggot forever? |
| 2010-09-17 14:04:11 |
Explanation of Cuckold. |
Dumbwit below, you may fool the not so bright on here, but a thicko like you is not in my mental league you maggot. |
| 2010-09-17 13:50:10 |
New husbend |
Jacko you spammed my stories because you thought I said the crap below. Can you not think clearly or something? If I leave a post you will see my name, My name is not there, this is me. I do not spam |
| 2010-09-17 13:45:44 |
Beths Incestation |
You thick half wits, can you not realise it is trolls who are spamming the jokes. When I post a comment my name is there to be seen unlike you cowards. I NEVER hide behind anonymous. I am the one who is trolled non stop not you. Give me strength, such naive fools.. |
| 2010-09-16 17:08:26 |
Naughty Nuns and Father David. |
Below, post in your own name and I will listen to you. Until then you are just a half witted maggot. |
| 2010-09-16 17:05:01 |
Beths Incestation |
Below have you ever thought of becoming a proffesional critic? They are always looking for thickos like you. lol,lol,lol. |
| 2010-09-16 16:49:02 |
Family Only Part 2. |
Below please read what you have just written. Now count and see if you can realise you are a thick half witted twat before reaching ten. That lesson is free. lol, lol, lol. |
| 2010-09-16 09:51:55 |
Beths Incestation |
Trolls hiding behind anonymous, your thoughts are irrelevant and worthless. This is posted on other sites and receives lots of excellent revues. What that tells me is that you lot are thickos who laugh at people slipping on banana skins. lol, lol, lol. |
| 2010-09-14 19:21:39 |
That Guy next-door |
I liked it C.D. you are a naughty girl. |
| 2010-09-04 18:32:24 |
Whats that? |
Don't beat about the bush lol. nice one C.D. |
| 2010-09-01 04:42:48 |
ONENAUGHTYGIRL. |
I don't eat your crap maggot, because you have no name except maggot. When I pour my shit on you, my name is there to see. I do not creep about behind an anonymous name you worthless piece of rejected scum. Laugh now cunt ha. fuckin ha. |
| 2010-08-31 15:50:37 |
A Time To Come. |
So glad my maggots have paid a visit. |
| 2010-08-30 06:47:29 |
Family Only Part 3. Beth's pre night incestation. |
You will be pleased to know part 4 is coming soon. |
| 2010-08-29 19:32:20 |
Explanation of Cuckold. |
A positive vote for this is a vote against the trolls who are trying to close down the site. |
| 2010-08-29 19:31:43 |
Family Only Part 3. Beth's pre night incestation. |
A positive vote for this is a vote against the trolls who are trying to close down the site. |
| 2010-08-29 19:30:41 |
Family Only Part 2. |
A positive vote for this is a vote against the trolls who are trying to close down the site. |
| 2010-08-29 19:28:26 |
Family Only |
Do not let them get rid of this, vote positive for all 3 Family stories. |
| 2010-08-28 07:51:11 |
Family Only Part 3. Beth's pre night incestation. |
Please do not be upset by my replies, it is the joke section and we are not dscussing works of art. Then again I suppose you could class my work as classic.(wink.) |
| 2010-08-28 07:12:37 |
Family Only |
Do a favor on the readers of the this popular site.........don't post anything.??????
Lets see what you have got to post lol, Let me know as soon as it is up. I will help you with your English if you wish. Please don't let being poor with basic English stop you. |
| 2010-08-28 06:20:48 |
Family Only Part 3. Beth's pre night incestation. |
lol I love the comments, and nat what a joke you are, opening a troll account just to vote me down again, you sad idiot,lol lol lol I know who you are you dumbwit. |
| 2010-08-26 20:06:57 |
My Busy Daughter |
A good tale, enjoyed it. |
| 2010-08-26 17:28:23 |
Smart employee |
Thinks he has pulled a smart one, but has he? |
| 2010-08-26 17:07:10 |
Family Only Part 2. |
hahahahaha posting on ur own text wimmers? hehe not all are dumb like you who can't read your username.:D -------
lol you must be a bright one how did you work that out? especially when I am using my own name.
I think he needs some extra strong thicko tablets don't you Wimmers, I most certainly do Wimmers.
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| 2010-08-26 16:01:40 |
Family Only Part 3. Beth's pre night incestation. |
Boooooooooooooooooooring????????????
What a witless comment, one word that is spelt wrong says everything about you. More thicko tablets for you I am afraid, up the dosage doctor, lol. |
| 2010-08-26 08:53:24 |
Lady In A Man's World - Ch 3 |
Snippets here and there? 3rd part here same as mine. Kettle black come to mind? |
| 2010-08-26 08:30:10 |
Family Only Part 3. Beth's pre night incestation. |
Snippets her and there? It is clearly marked parts 1,2, and 3. Almost everyone votes for their own jokes. Writing not what you would expect? Have you ever heard of the word different? |
| 2010-08-26 08:26:24 |
Lady In A Man's World - Ch 4 |
What sort of formatting is this? you can't even read it. |
| 2010-08-23 19:10:04 |
Family Only |
Vote positive for a great sex life. |
| 2010-08-23 13:10:46 |
If Only. |
Thanks for the comments, appreciate it. |
| 2010-08-22 17:55:20 |
Explanation of Cuckold. |
Z DZ A JOKE? Sick! it doesn't evn hv d least bit of humor!
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What sort of feeble language is that, Z DZA ? I can't help it if you are too thick to understand it lol. You can get tablets for stupidity, extra strong ones for you I think. lol. |
| 2010-08-22 15:24:55 |
Lock up your women folk. |
Trolls have been back stabbing, voted all my stories down overnight. what can you expect from dimwit thick cunts though? |
| 2010-08-21 15:37:13 |
Explanation of Cuckold. |
Thanks Carl your vote will counteract some of the trolls who follow me. |
| 2010-08-21 04:32:22 |
Explanation of Cuckold. |
I know this will be way above the heads of most of you, though lots will understand and enjoy this. |
| 2010-08-21 04:29:05 |
Explanation of Cuckold. |
Hope you all enjoyed your negative votes I allowed you back stabbing bastards. lol. |
| 2010-08-16 17:39:14 |
Lori's Adventures 1 |
Start of a nice series. |
| 2010-08-16 17:34:44 |
Lori 4 |
Enjoyed this it was a nice tale. |
| 2010-08-16 16:46:04 |
Family Only |
For everyone who votes positive on this, there is a possibility you could win £20 or $30 by the end of the week. |
| 2010-08-16 16:41:40 |
Family Only Part 2. |
I agree with you you Wimmers, this is absolutely wonderful. Reading this is better than having sex. Infact I would go as far to say it is better than finding diamonds in an old coat you are about to throw out. |
| 2010-08-15 07:28:49 |
Family Only Part 2. |
This is great stuff, a refreshing change. |
| 2010-08-15 07:26:49 |
Family Only Part 2. |
This is great stuff. |
| 2010-08-14 20:35:04 |
The Queens Breasts |
I like this, bet Nick and the King are getting on like a house on fire now. |
| 2010-08-14 06:43:46 |
Family Only |
All those question marks lol, I am afraid you are not ready for this yet. |
| 2010-08-13 08:42:20 |
Harry Potter And The Asses Of Fire |
It is great to have a little Humour round here. |
| 2010-08-11 20:06:25 |
Family Only |
I have to agree, this is excellent stuff. |
| 2010-08-08 19:54:09 |
Family Only |
Big Babs is busy spray painting her metal dildos so she asked me to write this for her,---------This is a fucking good story, so vote it up. |
| 2010-08-08 19:40:00 |
NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN (rewrite) |
Great story, wonderful setting. |
| 2010-08-07 18:04:03 |
Lock up your women folk. |
I sense a positive vote has been made by someone, you will be blessed with wonderful sex. Do not wear yourself out too quickly. |
| 2010-08-07 16:04:04 |
Lock up your women folk. |
Fuck me, I allow you to vote and you all vote negative, miserable cunts, lol only joking.---------------------Twats lol. |
| 2010-08-03 11:12:04 |
If Only. |
Hey thick cunt below, you have been on the forum all this time and still you can't cope with it. Get help TODAY, I promise your mind will be put at ease with medical help. The first step is always the most difficult, make it and see a new world. You owe it to life itself; free your confused mind and live.
Ok daddycums, is it you, or not? R U a guy who has it both ways? Terrible and wonderful, you smut creeps talk with forked tongue lol gotta give it to ejls, she reaigns or is it rains, as in pisses over all you slurps |
| 2010-08-03 09:39:08 |
History With Miss Martin |
A very good piece of writing. |
| 2010-08-02 14:34:01 |
ONENAUGHTYGIRL. |
kjku What a dozy cunt you are lol. I am deciding right now if I shold cast a spell on you. I will see how I feel later, if I decide to do it, you will not be feeling very well soon. You better pray I am in a good mood tonight. |
| 2010-08-01 17:42:59 |
If Only. |
Yes it is meant to be disturbing and sadly true to life. I certainly do not want anyone to gain sexual gratification from it. I think it is a legitimate enough story to be told on here. |
| 2010-08-01 17:23:17 |
ONENAUGHTYGIRL. |
Cant please everyone cijababe, but I am very happy with the characters. |
| 2010-07-26 17:27:03 |
A Time To Come. |
I feel awful about destroying her, I do have something feasible in mind if you really want it. |
| 2010-07-22 19:02:43 |
If Only. |
Thanks for all who voted, that includes the normal negative voters. |
| 2010-07-22 18:09:06 |
Spiderman part 3 Ultimate hero's part1 |
This was a huge improvement on your other work. Well worth a positive vote. |
| 2010-07-22 17:44:34 |
ONENAUGHTYGIRL. |
Thanks W.S.C.L. I thought it was a good point to end it. I think the sex is overdone sometimes.
That is not wantsomefun by the way, just someone wishing he will have fun sometime in his life. |
| 2010-07-22 17:33:48 |
Teacher's Summer Vacation |
Schools out for summer. |
| 2010-07-21 06:04:21 |
wild adventures at the home |
A happy story , nice change from all the schoolkid sex. |
| 2010-07-19 17:41:22 |
Panties and Gloves |
lol did your brother keep it? |
| 2010-07-19 04:32:56 |
ONENAUGHTYGIRL. |
Faker or is it fucker or even dozy fucker lol. Do you think what a fuckin half witted imbocile like you says worrys me? Now hurry up before the nurse goes or you will miss your tablets. |
| 2010-07-19 04:27:51 |
If Only. |
dc daddycums you got a guilty conscience about raping someone? They are coming to get you, keep looking over your shoulder. |
| 2010-07-18 12:45:21 |
SUMMER'S END |
Good example of the exploitation in the porn industry. It is certainly not all glamour. |
| 2010-07-01 19:19:02 |
Sweet, Sweet Love. |
Help yourself katie, they taste lovely. |
| 2010-06-28 13:00:21 |
Curious Nurses Raise The Dead |
They all appear in Stories first, even though you submit them in Jokes. |
| 2010-06-28 12:55:33 |
Murder in Court. |
that was funny but ii really didnt have much to do with sex
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It had B.D.S.M. and rape, lol. thanks for comment. |
| 2010-06-22 04:03:14 |
Taxi Home |
You have heard of the hole in the wall, this one also relieves financial diffuculties. |
| 2010-06-22 04:00:42 |
Give my wife a baby. |
i think it was a lame joke i didnt laugh not one time nor did i smile grin or even giggle absolutley terrible
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I bet toothache is more fun than you. lol. |
| 2010-06-20 05:16:47 |
Viagra Needed |
Reader there has to be a minimum number of wordsbefore the joke can be submitted. I had to add the bonus joke to reach the minimum. |
| 2010-06-19 07:05:27 |
Panties and Gloves |
Silly number person, your nurse is here with your tablets. We are going to play the shapes in their holes game after, you like that, lol. |
| 2010-06-19 06:59:12 |
You won't cheat on me again. |
could be viewed as jokes to present your mind frame, mine...... thoughts could appreciate, but your thoughts that even ask is more perverse!1
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Do you work for the "Department of Baffle"? you are certainly an expert at it, lol.
Though appreciate your comments. |
| 2010-06-12 19:01:05 |
Panties and Gloves |
holyshit, This is a brilliant joke. |
| 2010-06-11 17:43:14 |
You won't cheat on me again. |
This is my favourite joke. |
| 2010-06-10 06:42:02 |
Just For Fun |
Wonderful naughty comedy. |
| 2010-06-05 17:46:51 |
Rough Justice |
Great blockbuster of a story. I would not even wolf whistle at a girl who lived within 100 miles of that town. |
| 2010-06-05 15:56:35 |
Remember That Night |
I thought it was going to be a predictable love story. How wrong I was, such a twist it got better and better. I hope they kept the painting in the family. |
| 2010-06-04 19:30:42 |
to tell you the truth. |
Your spelling was ok, I get the feeling you hurried it. Don't give up write it again with more detail. Things must have moved on a bit now. |
| 2010-05-31 06:21:53 |
Prostitute Sex. |
no funny Reader? lol It wasn't your wife was it? |
| 2010-05-26 11:17:22 |
Tittle Your Fancy. |
Reader a one line joke is not long enough to be boring, however the word "Bollocks" may have a different translation between U.S.A. and U.K. |
| 2010-05-26 10:49:32 |
Panties and Gloves |
Reader did not really know Red Skelton as I am in U/K, though looked him up on You Tube and realise how popular he is judged by all the material he has on there. |
| 2010-05-26 10:04:44 |
Sex and the Church. |
Nava .Micha. drop me a p.m. |
| 2010-05-25 18:18:08 |
Living The Dream. |
gotta smile---Gosh those govt enforcer chappies sound rather beastly. |
| 2010-05-20 04:46:03 |
Womens Night Out. |
Reader Hope your brain scan test is positive this time. Keep taking the tablets. |
| 2010-05-19 16:31:42 |
Sex and the Church. |
Idaaaaaa I did post about the middle aged couple. It was a progression to boiling point. |
| 2010-05-14 16:34:38 |
Living The Dream. |
Thanks for the Excellent comment Reader.
With so many double identities and who's who? It may be better to write spy/espionage stories. |
| 2010-05-14 12:48:19 |
You would be fucking surprised. |
Sorry paragraphs have been mixed up on this script. A new one with the title slightly changed to "What a fuckin surprise has been submitted". |
| 2010-05-11 19:32:17 |
Sex and the Church. |
I did post it in Sex Jokes. |
| 2010-05-11 09:36:11 |
A Bad Time For Honesty |
I could imagine that happening, great stuff. |
| 2010-05-10 09:41:03 |
ROAD CANDI |
You must love your job, making sure you take good care of the goods in the cab, as well as your load. You had a great ride. |
| 2010-05-10 09:06:28 |
Sex with Sister-in-law |
If ever proof was needed that Condoms are life SAVERS this is it. Great story. |
| 2010-05-09 12:23:34 |
Lions of Scarborough |
I am not gay and only looked because it said Scarborough, However I think you told a simple story in a very good way. Well done. |
| 2010-05-01 18:34:41 |
Prostitue Punishment |
What an amazing harrowing story. |
| 2010-04-26 15:40:14 |
An Unusual Hotel.... |
I enjoyed it, what I would have liked at the end in all her confusion along the corridors. She comes upon a room, inside is her boss from London. He is receiving a blow job from his naked wife, they both look and smile at her. On the TV screen is the film of her giving the original blow job and the blackmail. Still very intriguing. |